Enjoy Double Shots Of Henny At The Gospel Concert
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All type of sinners at that concert.. Why they always single out the sins that differ from theirs.?
If I went, I'd be like "that don't make no damn sense"
Then, about 20 mins after we get to our seats, I'd be like "I need to use the bathroom"
Then I'd hurry up and get me a cup of Hennessy and down it before I get back to my seat.
Then I'd be up in there screamin' "MELODIES FROM HEAVEN!"
Wife: "Did you go get a drink?"
Me: "AND AAAAALL MY LIIIIIIIFE, I PRAY FOR SOMEONE LIKE YOU. AND IIIIIII THANK GOD THAT I, THAT I FINALLY FOUND YOU."
Then, about 20 mins after we get to our seats, I'd be like "I need to use the bathroom"
Then I'd hurry up and get me a cup of Hennessy and down it before I get back to my seat.
Then I'd be up in there screamin' "MELODIES FROM HEAVEN!"
Wife: "Did you go get a drink?"
Me: "AND AAAAALL MY LIIIIIIIFE, I PRAY FOR SOMEONE LIKE YOU. AND IIIIIII THANK GOD THAT I, THAT I FINALLY FOUND YOU."
If wine the blood of Christ, what’s Henny? 
YoungSimpson
RIP Strika
All while getting her ass in line
If its a concert and not a worship time or session not sure the problem. You can feel the spirit of god in a casual setting even if drinking. They’re not at a church, its a concert.
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The ball sweat of Satan?
That shyt might be true because being wine drunk and Henny drunk are 2 opposite thangs.
I done downed a bottle and a half of 34 proof wine and was on cloud 9.
I done also down a pint of Hennessy and wanted to do some violent shyt to people
Lemme throw a Gospel Concert
- Henny and Steel Reserve on tap.
- Mini Watermelon's filled with Ciroc
- Smoking area sponsored by Newports and Kools
- Chicken Wings
- Michelle Obama and Beyonce Church Fans
- Pastor's special Women's Ministry Sign Up
When I visit a church for the 1st time, I take a cpl shots at the crib to calm my nerves because I HATE that shyt when they be like "I'd like for all the visitors to stand" then I gotta be like "I'm Jeffrey and I'm glad to be here"
Over indulgence in alcohol is a sin. Not drinking the sh*t. The term "wine bibber" represents that. Jesus came to a wedding that ran out of wine and made more. Then these stupid a$$ preachers tried to correct me and say wine and liquor is different.
Im hurts me that black christians still this stupud about religion. Grow the f*ck up.
Im hurts me that black christians still this stupud about religion. Grow the f*ck up.
RickyDiBiase
aka Hash Brown Hands
Wine and liquor are different
I understand the reason but I never liked that, because it makes you a target it of the aggressive "thanks for coming brother, we're gonna have a feast downstairs, I'd love to introduce you to Pastor John and Brother Charles, we're gonna watch the football game after that upstairs in the sanctuary, you gonna join us for that too brotha??
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Because one is from grapes and the other is from barley and wheat? Make it make sense.
Depends on the fermentation. But the bible talks about being a "drunkard". You can do that with both.