Enzo Amore vs. Delaware DMV

Thebadguy

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WWE superstar Enzo Amore is telling the state of Delaware to stick it -- 'cause there ain't a chance they're getting his penis-ish signature scrubbed from his driver's license!!

Enzo WENT OFF on his DMV beef -- claiming he's been getting calls from reps demanding he change his license ASAP due to the suggestive signature.

Let's be real ... it definitely looks like a dong.

But, Enzo says there's no way in hell he's rejiggering his John Hancock -- and he's willing to go to war over it.

"There ain't no way the state of Delaware is gonna tell me how to sign my own license!! I've been signing this signature since grade school!!"



 

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Enzo's a clown, I really don't get the hype
Same here. :yeshrug: A few months before everyone thought he was corny and his schtick was stale. Now he does a heel turn and all of a sudden everyone likes him and he's now a rising superstar. :skip: He still can't rise above the preshow though. :skip:

gay as fukk. why you want a dikk as your signature? :stopitslime::hhh::scust::dame:

He's a Shawn Michaels fan. :dame:
 

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Same here. :yeshrug: A few months before everyone thought he was corny and his schtick was stale. Now he does a heel turn and all of a sudden everyone likes him and he's now a rising superstar. :skip: He still can't rise above the preshow though. :skip:



He's a Shawn Michaels fan. :dame:

Just wait til Dean turns
 
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