Ever been on toilet, and dropped something so awful you had to flush it real quick

[Feds]

I flushed right away but it didnt help. Im in a stall at work and I got this whole place smelling like boiled Timberlands

And now my colleagues gonna know it was me cause I been in here so long

I shouldve just waited til I got home.

And you know cops be cruel with the jokes too, them roast sessions go on forever.

P.s. Im not a cop

 

[jdubnyce]

Increase your veggie intake officer

 

[benjamin]

dats nuttin, imagine being over ya wife grandparents house and drop a deuce deuce only to find out the handle aint attached to the toilet and u cant flush it..so I hopped out the window and walked around the house to the front door and rang the door bell like I been outside the whole time..a hour later grandpa started yelling "WHO SHAT IN MY TOILER"

but im in the living room on the couch like ...my girls younger bro got blamed for it, as I was leaving I hit him wit the

 

[Silver Surfer]

The water splashed you on the ass

 

[jdubnyce]

dats nuttin, imagine being over ya wife grandparents house and drop a deuce deuce only to find out the handle aint attached to the toilet and u cant flush it..so I hopped out the window and walked around the house to the front door and rang the door bell like I been outside the whole time..a hour later grandpa started yelling "WHO SHAT IN MY TOILER"

but im in the living room on the couch like ...my girls younger bro got blamed for it, as I was leaving I hit him wit the

brilliant scumbag move

 

[Crude]

I try not to ever take a shyt in public restrooms unless I'm just in an extreme tight.

Secondly, there is no privacy and on the rare occasion I do typically someone wants to come sit tight beside me in the next stall.

Then if you get a good shyt going you got to worry about that shytty public bathroom water splashing back on your azz.



All the aforementioned is why I try to relegate my shyts to at the house, a close family member's house, or a hotel room.