Ever been on top of escalator and think "What if I just shoved this cat in his back?"

[Whitty Hutton]

And picture him flying and taking everybody out in his path down the steps domino style?

Or driving towards a corner full of people and something in your head says "If I turn this wheel 5 inches to the right I would take all these nikkas out like GTA

 

[marcuz]

nah, sound like something a new yorker would think

 

[unit321]

If you act out on evil thoughts, there are consequences.

 

[Majestic Pape]

I can honestly say that this shyt has NEVER crossed my mind.

But I'm sure if I go to the mall later today I'm gonna be thinking about it when I get to the escalator.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

And picture him flying and taking everybody out in his path down the steps domino style?

Or driving towards a corner full of people and something in your head says "If I turn this wheel 5 inches to the right I would take all these nikkas out like GTA

ALL THE TIME BREH

 

[Ricky Church]

OP is on a demonic road...

 

[DaChampIsHere]

Or driving towards a corner full of people and something in your head says "If I turn this wheel 5 inches to the right I would take all these nikkas out like GTA

 

[NYC Rebel]

 

[The Jewnited States]

sometimes when im talking to someone, ill be not listening and instead daydreaming in my head about what it would be like to just punch them in the face right then and there. then i get scared that i might do it out of sheer reaction and then i stop thinking about it

i also get scared the person im talking to is reading my thoughts

 

[Splatter©]

In some alternate reality you do this all the time

 

[Majestic Pape]

sometimes when im talking to someone, ill be not listening and instead daydreaming in my head about what it would be like to just punch them in the face right then and there. then i get scared that i might do it out of sheer reaction and then i stop thinking about it

i also get scared the person im talking to is reading my thoughts

I be thinking the same shyt.

 

[frush11]

I can't stand people with bad escalator etiquette, one side is for walking and one side is for standing. I get so irritated when someone doesn't understand, especially them damn tourist who do this on the Metro(train) escalators.

And then these young nikkas with their pants hanging, and draws showing, pull your pants up, I don't wanna see your draws in front of my face, and neither does anyone else.

 

[matthew2777]

sometimes when im talking to someone, ill be not listening and instead daydreaming in my head about what it would be like to just punch them in the face right then and there. then i get scared that i might do it out of sheer reaction and then i stop thinking about it

i also get scared the person im talking to is reading my thoughts

signs of schizophrenia breh

 

[RicanFury]

I can't stand people with bad escalator etiquette, one side is for walking and one side is for standing. I get so irritated when someone doesn't understand, especially them damn tourist who do this on the Metro(train) escalators.

And then these young nikkas with their pants hanging, and draws showing, pull your pants up, I don't wanna see your draws in front of my face, and neither does anyone else.

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

yes, i have thoughts of that nature often. i think the thing that makes it fun to think about is knowing you'll have the element of surprise if you do something like that. no one would expect me to randomly push a nikka down some escalator. but more than that particular thought, i often think about clothes-lining random bicyclists i see riding down the street and then stomping the shyt out of them once they hit the asphalt. they'd be completely defenseless as soon as they fall off their bikes. it doesn't matter how buff a dude is either, you clothes-line his ass off a bike when he's not expecting it (and if you do it with good precision) that guy's head is going to hit the ground and he's gonna be dazed for a few seconds. the other two seconds, you can just wallop him in the head which will only extend his dazed state for longer...