Ever been surprised about a girl that wanted to F*CK you

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lol met this black girl on pof whos a medical student at nyu talks all proper and shyt like a white girl very intelligent lol

anyway took her on 2 dates we had a good time but she said she was looking for something long term im not looking for that so we mutually agreed that i fall back. so couple mins ago she hits me with a text like "what u doing" so im like just watching tv im its been like 2 weeks since our last time speaking so im like wtf this hoe want. shes like can u call me asapp im like this bytch prob just got her heart broken want me to simp on the phone and listen to her problems so i call just to see whats up plan on saying i gotta pick someone up from the airport once i find out what it is so i call convo goes like

her: what u doing
me: just chilling, whats up
her: welllll
me: :rudy: well whats up
her: do u want to come over
me: :leon: for what
her: you knowww
me: tell me :wow:
her: i havent had sex in 10 months its catching up to me im horny. i want to get dikked down
me: :skip: :skip: (my face i was silent)
her: hello u still there
me: yeah im here :smugfavre:
her: can you handle that
me: ofcourse :youngsabo:
her: ok come at 2am my parents will be sleeping dont want them to see u come in
me: ok ill be there
her: ok see u then bring condoms
me: ok bye

me when i hung up

ShockedBlack.gif


lol this chick is some uppity house white on the inside talking girl sexy as shyt though her using the term "dikked down" so bluntly had me :dead: inside

so im bout to go over there and :grr: the p*ssy
 

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don't get your ass shot by pops though. how bout a pic though for the coli fam
 
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lol met this black girl on pof whos a medical student at nyu talks all proper and shyt like a white girl very intelligent lol

anyway took her on 2 dates we had a good time but she said she was looking for something long term im not looking for that so we mutually agreed that i fall back. so couple mins ago she hits me with a text like "what u doing" so im like just watching tv im its been like 2 weeks since our last time speaking so im like wtf this hoe want. shes like can u call me asapp im like this bytch prob just got her heart broken want me to simp on the phone and listen to her problems so i call just to see whats up plan on saying i gotta pick someone up from the airport once i find out what it is so i call convo goes like

her: what u doing
me: just chilling, whats up
her: welllll
me: :rudy: well whats up
her: do u want to come over
me: :leon: for what
her: you knowww
me: tell me :wow:
her: i havent had sex in 10 months its catching up to me im horny. i want to get dikked down
me: :skip: :skip: (my face i was silent)
her: hello u still there
me: yeah im here :smugfavre:
her: can you handle that
me: ofcourse :youngsabo:
her: ok come at 2am my parents will be sleeping dont want them to see u come in
me: ok ill be there
her: ok see u then bring condoms
me: ok bye

me when i hung up

ShockedBlack.gif


lol this chick is some uppity house white on the inside talking girl sexy as shyt though her using the term "dikked down" so bluntly had me :dead: inside

so im bout to go over there and :grr: the p*ssy
:myman:
 
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