Dont laugh, but I was the punter on our high school team. We were tied and had the ball on our 40 yd line on 4th down & 4 with 30 seconds left. I get sent out to punt and take our chances in overtime. In my head i was like "im fakin this punt and gettin the 1st down." The long snapper snaps it to me and i take off running and pick up the 1st. Im like The crowd goes crazy. Coach looks in the air like and the coordinators lookin like The offense comes back on the field and the fukkin runnin back gets the ball punched out his hands and they run it back 50 yds for the score. Im in the back by the benches feelin like Everybody runnin towards me with their helmets in their hands talkin bout "WHY AINT U PUNT?!" I just sat there like
Sr year I was defensive captain and regularly pretended I couldn't get the signals and called my own plays . I was the only SR LB (we had a real young team and went like 3-5 that year then all them young nikkas pulled it together and made it to the state semis the next year ) and even when we'd run what the DC called sometimes I'd just switch positions with another LB so I could blitz or so I could play weakside for a few plays (try being a 5'10" 200lb kid playing MLB every play )
