Ever peed the bed as an adult?

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I've had a few incidents. :whew:

I had a dream i spilled soup on my pants. When I woke up...:francis:

Also, i was on a bus once after being at the bar. I didn't pee before I left. I was dancing on the bus tryna hold it in. I went in 711and peed before I could get the key. I said fukk it and ate a hot pocket in my ammonia washed 501s. Had a nice chat with the cashier about the steelers.

What about yall? :smugfavre:
 

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Yeah I came from this party. I was out of it ( drunk); and just passed out on the floor. I woke up thinking WTF? Man I stayed away from partying for awhile.
 

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Yeah I came from this party. I was out of it ( drunk); and just passed out on the floor. I woke up thinking WTF? Man I stayed away from partying for awhile.
I just wore a large condom to bed for a few days. Can't say it hasnt come in handy. :ehh:
 

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Few drunken nights I've done it. Peed on my parent's living room floor once too :ehh:
 

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15 years ago i was shyt faced drunk and went to bed with my girl.
we had just moved in together.

i had gotten up to go pee and i saw the toilet in front of me so i started pissing a river.
a few seconds later the toilet was not there...i was in our bedroom peeing in the corner.

i made a puddle and went back to bed.
when my girl woke up she started yelling "what the fukk is this, did you pee in here?"

i said no and went back to bed as she cleaned it up.
later that day i told her what happened.
 

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15 years ago i was shyt faced drunk and went to bed with my girl.
we had just moved in together.

i had gotten up to go pee and i saw the toilet in front of me so i started pissing a river.
a few seconds later the toilet was not there...i was in our bedroom peeing in the corner.

i made a puddle and went back to bed.
when my girl woke up she started yelling "what the fukk is this, did you pee in here?"

i said no and went back to bed as she cleaned it up.
later that day i told her what happened.
How did she react later?
 

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I was gonna make a thread about it but I didnt want it to backfire :lupe:

It happened in October when my girl and I were in South Carolina sharing a bed. I had the old dream of pissing in a toilet but it really was the bed :damn: I caught myself midway though. She never found out and I put a towel over the piss and just slept on that :lupe:

That was a close 1
 
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