If I even SEE a bytch jaw, I'M OUT! 
If I hear any vocal noises below the note of middle C, I'm fkn OUT!
If I see a wig, baggy pants, or way too much makeup, you MUST be hidin SOMETHIN, so I'M OUT!
I'm ready to skip a bytch if I they even wrinkle their forehead the wrong way
I get borderline PTSD when I'm on dating apps and come across someone I'm skeptical about
. I got an appointment with a therapist because this can't be normal man 

If I hear any vocal noises below the note of middle C, I'm fkn OUT!

If I see a wig, baggy pants, or way too much makeup, you MUST be hidin SOMETHIN, so I'M OUT!

I'm ready to skip a bytch if I they even wrinkle their forehead the wrong way

I get borderline PTSD when I'm on dating apps and come across someone I'm skeptical about


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