Ever took a dump so good you start reading bottle labels in the bathroom

[Luke Cage]

Enjoy the feeling of exit penetration brehs

 

[AndroidHero]

OP is supposedly a lawyer.

 

[Jean Jacket]

Don't drink and post.

 

[Jean Jacket]

Plus, always lock your device when you are not around.

 

[J.E.T.S]

Ever had that big fart at the end of a good dump?

Have you feeling flushed out n' a mug..

 

[MenacingMonk]

I take in a book.

 

[J.E.T.S]

I take in books.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Had to go back and edit that post. I meant to say I take in a book. That OG post makes it seem like I'm in the shytter for hours.

 

[bigdaddy88]

nikka if u are in the toilet long enough to read anything you need to be checked by your doctor and increase ur fiber intake

 

[Pimpdaddy]

Take a shyt in 2019 brehs

 

[Wiles]

 

[hatealot]

Growing up. I read whole books over time

Learned that johnson and johnson owned practically everything.

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

This is the elephant in the room men don’t want to talk about.

Taking a dump feels great...so logically speaking...

Nah nah nah. Ima leave it alone.

 

[MajesticLion]

Best time to read The Far Side or The Boondocks collections.