Waste time shytting at work?

My brother, my pants don't even have time to hit the floor before I'm tidying up to get out that damn bathroom.
Floop. *Pants Dropped*
Ploop. *Load dropped*
Schwoop *Ass wiped*
Skiidooot. *Take flight*
I don't even wash my hands in there most the time (Bar soap or some shyt ass Shurfine liquid soap that smells like stale flowers) since I got my own bottle of Joy dishwashing liquid in my car for the tap outside the building. I only take leisure dumps at home, breh.