Ever woke up after a blackout night and found out you got a gf?

[Cowboyz89]

I think this may have happened....again.

Abuse alcohol brehs.

 

[Disgustya Stallone]

blackouts are the best nights

 

[Cowboyz89]

blackouts are the best nights

Yea but you have to get the stories from someone else.
Just blew a .174...apparently I drank a 5th.

 

[Crizzy]

At least u didnt marry a stripper with a kid and lose ya best friend all in one night

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Bruh HELL YES... shyt just happened to me. Thank goodness she text me n said we should just b friends

 

[Perfectson]

Bruh HELL YES... shyt just happened to me. Thank goodness she text me n said we should just b friends

wait what? isnt' that the opposite of what OP is talking about?

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Nah i made her my gf apparently
For about a week
Man she was wide as all outside when i seen her again. I was like wtf. Then yesterday she was like lets just b friends. I knew her n i aint wanna dump her like that. I went n got drunk again after that to celebrate