Evolution... brehs, do you even Science?!

[The Mayer]

today, i stumbled upon a shocking discovery. i noticed a slight tingling feeling in my right pinky finger. i looked down, and to my astonishment, my phone was in my hand. my pointer, middle, and ring fingers propping the phone up in an upright position, while the thumb was hard at work scrolling through various social media sites. and the at the base, the foundation of this structure, was my weakest finger of all, my right pinky. got me thinking. every single time i hold my phone, ive got the same set up, putting a strain on my pinky. so i gathered some data, ran some tests, and evaluated the results. and what i found was fascinating. within 1000 years, the human hand will evolve to look like this as a result of generations of holding iphones like this
if we dont not make a change, i fear that this is our will be our fate, permanently!
p.s. this does not apply to people who have droids, because people who have droids dont have a soul.

 

[Seedz]

My hand was in that exact position when I opened this thread.

 

[BaldingSoHard]

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

 

[全能の神]

you white boys make the worst threads

 

[ba'al]

you white boys make the worst threads

 

[BocaRear]

Thread smells like wet dog and Mayo

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

today, i stumbled upon a shocking discovery. i noticed a slight tingling feeling in my right pinky finger. i looked down, and to my astonishment, my phone was in my hand. my pointer, middle, and ring fingers propping the phone up in an upright position, while the thumb was hard at work scrolling through various social media sites. and the at the base, the foundation of this structure, was my weakest finger of all, my right pinky. got me thinking. every single time i hold my phone, ive got the same set up, putting a strain on my pinky. so i gathered some data, ran some tests, and evaluated the results. and what i found was fascinating. within 1000 years, the human hand will evolve to look like this as a result of generations of holding iphones like this
if we dont not make a change, i fear that this is our will be our fate, permanently!
p.s. this does not apply to people who have droids, because people who have droids dont have a soul.

That's not how evolution works. Human hand structure will only change if there is a random mutation that makes it that way, and it gives people who possess that mutation a significant survival advantage over people who do not possess that mutation, and thus the gene pool shifts to favor those who have the hand mutation while those who don't possess it are eventually weeded out because they can't adapt to the selective pressure that caused the progeny of those with the mutation to flourish.

 

[OneManGang]

That's not how evolution works. Human hand structure will only change if there is a random mutation that makes it that way, and it gives people who possess that mutation a significant survival advantage over people who do not possess that mutation, and thus the gene pool shifts to favor those who have the hand mutation while those who don't possess it are eventually weeded out because they can't adapt to the selective pressure that caused the progeny of those with the mutation to flourish.

Why did you give this a serious response fam?

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

Why did you give this a serious response fam?

Corny trolling or not, scientific inaccuracy is a pet peeve of mine.

 

[OneManGang]

Corny trolling or not, scientific inaccuracy is a pet peeve of mine.

I used to be like you

TheColi ruined me

 

[The Mayer]

Thank you for your insightful contribution

 

[The Mayer]

That's not how evolution works. Human hand structure will only change if there is a random mutation that makes it that way, and it gives people who possess that mutation a significant survival advantage over people who do not possess that mutation, and thus the gene pool shifts to favor those who have the hand mutation while those who don't possess it are eventually weeded out because they can't adapt to the selective pressure that caused the progeny of those with the mutation to flourish.

But you didn't comment on the "droid users not having a soul part"?

 

[Milomann]

Except phones evolve faster than humans & they will look & operate nothing like the current phones in years to come.

 

[Drip Bayless]

Corny trolling or not, scientific inaccuracy is a pet peeve of mine.