“Excuse me miss …. But do you suck balls? 👀

[ajnapoleon]

Yeah I was bored

 

[King Sun]

Its pheromones

 

[MajesticLion]

the hell you complaining about

 

[Lord_nikon]

Sounds like a nice lady

 

[Tookalossfellbackcameback]

Ball massages are relaxing as hell. I used to make girls massage my shyt after we'd f*ck.


Just laying there in bed talking or watching TV while she's slowly playing with my nuts...

 

[ajnapoleon]

the hell you complaining about

I was thinking the exact thing

 

[2stainz]

how about thanking God for your gift, you ungrateful ass fekkit

 

[Womb Raider]

Mf has no idea what he had smh

 

[Address_Unknown]

I hope he don't got a woman to complain about for a decade after this bout of literary fakkitry.

 

[BigMan]

women loves balls cuz they don't have them

 

[Tribal Outkast]

Sound like he’s lowkey flexing to me.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

I had an ex who was the same way. We'd be sitting on the couch watching TV and before I knew it she was cupping and cradling my balls. She'd do that shyt for hours at a time

At first I was like but it always ended in me getting dome so I never complained

 

[King_Kamala61]

I had a chick I used to get to massage my balls as we cuddled. Ball massages are GOAT non sexual massage.

 

[King_Kamala61]

I had an ex who was the same way. We'd be sitting on the couch watching TV and before I knew it she was cupping and cradling my balls. She'd do that shyt for hours at a time

At first I was like but it always ended in me getting dome so I never complained

I like to geaux to sleep with the tiddy in my mouth

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

how about thanking God for your gift, you ungrateful ass fekkit

Reddit is weird. Remember reading this post about dude complaining that his coworkers was teasing him because his wife was bringing lunch and he snapped on her.

Shiiiiiii let me get a wife that brings me lunch every day.


edit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIthea$$h...ling_my_wife_she_embarrassed_me_by/?rdt=34137