when you’re kids.
The first time I had my balls recognized it was a majestic experience I tell ya what. shyt was a deal breaker for my wife. Nevermind the wholesome strong black woman of a marsupial, the home cooking, the southern ways, and our history as friends...but the moment she knew the balls were essential to a man's heart:
That's because the wife prolly was beat...Reddit is weird. Remember reading this post about dude complaining that his coworkers was teasing him because his wife was bringing lunch and he snapped on her.
Shiiiiiii let me get a wife that brings me lunch every day.
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I didn’t know how infatuated women were with male testicles until I became an adult.
Usually girls would be like “eww, balls”when you’re kids.
The game hits different when you get a chick that wants to feel and suck on them.
I like to geaux to sleep with the tiddy in my mouth
Square biz. When I go to sleep, I like to lay my back against my wife's boobs. shyt feels wild wholesome and helps me easily fall asleep like a security blanket.
reddit is full of very knowledge pedantic absolute fukking weirdos, fakkits, and incelsReddit is weird. Remember reading this post about dude complaining that his coworkers was teasing him because his wife was bringing lunch and he snapped on her.
Shiiiiiii let me get a wife that brings me lunch every day.
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