experience with mormons?

[Pyrexcup]

got stopped by some mormons this week and they took my number they tried calling me but i did not answer and they sent me a text saying they want to meet up. kind interested in meeting up just for the fukkery or perhaps finess myself a free trip from them in the future

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

usually if its 2 girls you can buttfukk both of them. you may or may not get some head. but no vaginal unless you put rings on it.

 

[Cat piss martini]

they will step to you with that
john smith bullshyt with a ward and june cleaver smile
but the second you show that you are enlightend
in any way and hit them with real gospel exposing their
bullshyt they will grow cold and walk off asap.
brain washed crackas.

 

[Pyrexcup]

usually if its 2 girls you can buttfukk both of them. you may or may not get some head. but no vaginal unless you put rings on it.

one was a girl the other was a guy

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

one was a girl the other was a guy

yall gonna have to run the train then

 

[Pete Wrigley]

I remember a Mormon "recruiter" came to my apartment when I was younger. We talked, he gave me some pamphlets and said he would be back on a certain day to check up on me.

The day he came back, I was listening to a Jay-Z record, with the volume way up. I heard him knock on the door but I didn't answer. They never came by again after that

 

[CarbonBraddock]

usually if its 2 girls you can buttfukk both of them. you may or may not get some head. but no vaginal unless you put rings on it.

go on

 

[Cake]

I played football with a Mormon kid. He was weak as shyt but had some burners on him. always choked like a p*ssy tho. Never liked that kid.

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

This one Mormon Man was nice towards me, but he was saying some weird stuff like I'm a Prophet or something or like we're all Prophets. Prophet Muhammad (Allah's peace and blessing be upon him) is the final Prophet and Messenger.

 

[Stir Fry]

Ask them about their, "magic underwear"

No lie

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

I want more Righteous moms but I don't want to be mormon.

 

[Jean Jacket]

usually if its 2 girls you can buttfukk both of them. you may or may not get some head. but no vaginal unless you put rings on it.

 

[Tunez]

Never seen them in person

 

[Malik1time]

If u wanna know what they all about Go watch the south park episode on Mormons................ You'll thank me later

 

[Milomann]

They believed that black people were spawn of the devil up until 1978