Expose truths in your work fields that outsiders don't know about

[BLAZO da GAWD]

When I used to work at supermarkets in high school. I never actually went to the back to check if we had shyt in stock

*goes to the back*
*knocks over a stack of bread for the fukk of it *
*sends a couple texts to the biddies*
*comes back out, "na ma'am, we don't have it "*

At a restaurant:

Everyone is fukkin everyone. Dead srs. Even the managers who most of thr time have b*stard children and/or married. And 90% of the employee force does drugs. Srs. That includes managers. My former GM was a big coke head, and used to buy dope and guns from our dishwasher. 30% of the women there have a boo in the penitentiary or was in the pen at one point

Just got an internship in construction. I'll let y'all know the low down on that by summer's end

Add on...

 

[Juliano Soprano]

Desktop support. Half of the questions you ask us about computers, we don't know...We just do a google search, get the answer and solve the shyt.

Funny thing is, most of us tell y'all niccas "Google is your friend" but you refuse to listen. Just did a side job, made 300 in 30 minutes, cuz the company wanted me to install Virus protection on all 20 PC's I used AVG

 

[YBE]

Desktop support. Half of the questions you ask us about computers, we don't know...We just do a google search, get the answer and solve the shyt.

Funny thing is, most of us tell y'all niccas "Google is your friend" but you refuse to listen. Just did a side job, made 300 in 30 minutes, cuz the company wanted me to install Virus protection on all 20 PC's I used AVG

yo, this smiley be having me on the floor lol

 

[havoc00]

worked in retail, I never ever check if something is in the back, i just walk back play on my phone or scratch my balls then tell ya na we dont have it

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

Desktop support. Half of the questions you ask us about computers, we don't know...We just do a google search, get the answer and solve the shyt.

Funny thing is, most of us tell y'all niccas "Google is your friend" but you refuse to listen. Just did a side job, made 300 in 30 minutes, cuz the company wanted me to install Virus protection on all 20 PC's I used AVG

Where can I sign up?

 

[Juliano Soprano]

We can I sign up?

You probably have enough knowledge breh, just tell em you A+ certified. I'm certified but I have never once been asked to show my card for proof.

 

[JerkPork]

Desktop support. Half of the questions you ask us about computers, we don't know...We just do a google search, get the answer and solve the shyt.

Funny thing is, most of us tell y'all niccas "Google is your friend" but you refuse to listen. Just did a side job, made 300 in 30 minutes, cuz the company wanted me to install Virus protection on all 20 PC's I used AVG

It's so easy it's not even funny. I turn down alot of side jobs too. They don't wanna listen..more bread for us

 

[Brady-Carter]

Working at pearson airport as a baggage handler, friend of mine put a tennis ball size hole in the side of the plane.

Thought we where fukked, maintenance just put tape on it and let the plane fly..

 

[Atlrocafella]

Working at pearson airport as a baggage handler, friend of mine put a tennis ball size hole in the side of the plane.

Thought we where fukked, maintenance just put tape on it and let the plane fly..

must of been spirit airlines

 

[NY's #1 Draft Pick]

Please spare the fast food stories if y'all have em..had Wendy's today

Spicy chicken


Lmao @ must b spirit. There terrible I felt like I was in a chicken coop in that bytch.

 

[Carl Spackler]

I've had a bunch of jobs:

Contractor: Most of the day is filled with bullshytting (just like an office job, but its physical labor). If you are paying for 4 Electricians to do work, three guys are standing around and they have a kid doing all the work. If you ever hire someone to do work on your place, make sure you are watching them the whole time, it will make them uncomfortable enough to work quick and get the job done.

I worked for a General Contractor while in college and all we had to do was remodel the master bedroom/bathroom and gut and finish the basement. He dragged the project out for 6 months, billing these people for shyt we never did. He would drop me off in the morning and say, "call me when the owners get home, if they do get home, look busy and make noise"

Wal-mart: all employees steal... all... It's policy to not check out with cashiers you know personally, but that is ignored by everyone. You go to your friend who is working and wait in line, they scan half the items you bring them (the cheap ones), everything gets bagged, you walk out past the store greeter with the

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

Terrible

 

[NSSVO]

Working at pearson airport as a baggage handler, friend of mine put a tennis ball size hole in the side of the plane.

Thought we where fukked, maintenance just put tape on it and let the plane fly..

they people would have died playboi

 

[Red Maverick II]

Gas Stations: Most of these fukkers put regular unleaded gas in all 3 of the dispensers. So you paying for the high end shyt is them gaming you.

NJ Turnpike: The white suits (office guys) will pocket any money in your drawer that's over. Don't ever ask the toll collectors for directions; you get lost and feel like its your fault.

 

[Juliano Soprano]

It's so easy it's not even funny. I turn down alot of side jobs too. They don't wanna listen..more bread for us

Working at pearson airport as a baggage handler, friend of mine put a tennis ball size hole in the side of the plane.

Thought we where fukked, maintenance just put tape on it and let the plane fly..

Don't let me start on the airport, worked as a fueler there saw a niccas finger chopped off, saw planes hit by shyt and niccas just look like "I ain't losing my job"