This is a facebook post I made in 2016, shyt made me 
so I thought i'd share
Gary Phillips
September 27, 2016
THOUGHTS ON THE DEBATE:
First let me say that the death of political decorum is a bad thing.
Now... As soon as I confirmed that the debate moderator was named Lester **** I set my fukkery expectations to max!... and even at max I was blown away!
If you were taking shots every time China/Mexico were said you are probably in a coma still. I went with Isis/Wall and got pretty drunk.
Lets start with Crooked Shillary:
Shillary broiled Kim Jong Trump like a seasoned politician.
She looked like Mayweather in a rematch... completely untouchable.
She simply pulled one of the many loose strings on Trump and let him unravel before our eyes.
She literally just stood there and let him sink himself.
She made no motion to speak and didnt complain about him going over time.
I hate her, but gawd damn that was well played.
#Trillary
Now Trump:
Trumps sniffling and deep breaths early betrayed him.
But I blame his handlers.
Some one should have been there to say no coke on debate day.
Soon as the yay kicked in he flew into full hijack debate mode.
Here are my drunken thoughts on his fukkery... err performance recorded in real time during the debate:
Go to debates yay'd up brehs!
Advocate protectionism brehs!
Give no actual answers brehs!
Lose points when your right brehs!
Have tangerine colored skin brehs!
Argue like your in a barbershop brehs!
Blame Clinton for everything brehs! #whynot
Name drop General MacArthur brehs!
Say you never said shyt you said brehs! #globalwarming
Channel Ric Flair in a presidential debate brehs!
Walk into questions that serve no purpose other than to make you look bad brehs!
Reinvent political theater brehs!
Suggest America is a 3rd world country in a national debate brehs!
Admit to stiffing people on national TV brehs!
Sight reports you just saw that you actually didnt see brehs!
Deflect to black on black crime brehs!
Give Guilliani props for Bloomberg policies brehs!
Defend and advocate for stop and frisk brehs!
Ignore the constitution brehs!
Blow dog whistles brehs! #thesepeople #badpeople
Name drop towns you have investments in brehs!
Take birther shots to the toupee brehs!
Get called a racist on national TV during a presidential debate brehs!
Deflect to ISIS brehs!
Develop very good relations with blacks over "the past little while" brehs!
Take random shots at 400lb neck beards brehs!
Fat shame hackers on national TV brehs!
Refuse to let the Rosie O'Donnell beef die brehs!
Claim ISIS is beating us at the internet brehs!
Name drop Sean Hannity of all people brehs!
Throw Hannity under the bus brehs!
Think repeating something makes it true brehs!
Claim to have a winning temperament when you dont brehs!
Debate the moderator brehs!
Drop nukes from B2 bombers brehs!
Stamina brehs!
so I thought i'd shareGary Phillips
September 27, 2016
THOUGHTS ON THE DEBATE:
First let me say that the death of political decorum is a bad thing.
Now... As soon as I confirmed that the debate moderator was named Lester **** I set my fukkery expectations to max!... and even at max I was blown away!
If you were taking shots every time China/Mexico were said you are probably in a coma still. I went with Isis/Wall and got pretty drunk.
Lets start with Crooked Shillary:
Shillary broiled Kim Jong Trump like a seasoned politician.
She looked like Mayweather in a rematch... completely untouchable.
She simply pulled one of the many loose strings on Trump and let him unravel before our eyes.
She literally just stood there and let him sink himself.
She made no motion to speak and didnt complain about him going over time.
I hate her, but gawd damn that was well played.
#Trillary
Now Trump:
Trumps sniffling and deep breaths early betrayed him.
But I blame his handlers.
Some one should have been there to say no coke on debate day.
Soon as the yay kicked in he flew into full hijack debate mode.
Here are my drunken thoughts on his fukkery... err performance recorded in real time during the debate:
Go to debates yay'd up brehs!
Advocate protectionism brehs!
Give no actual answers brehs!
Lose points when your right brehs!
Have tangerine colored skin brehs!
Argue like your in a barbershop brehs!
Blame Clinton for everything brehs! #whynot
Name drop General MacArthur brehs!
Say you never said shyt you said brehs! #globalwarming
Channel Ric Flair in a presidential debate brehs!
Walk into questions that serve no purpose other than to make you look bad brehs!
Reinvent political theater brehs!
Suggest America is a 3rd world country in a national debate brehs!
Admit to stiffing people on national TV brehs!
Sight reports you just saw that you actually didnt see brehs!
Deflect to black on black crime brehs!
Give Guilliani props for Bloomberg policies brehs!
Defend and advocate for stop and frisk brehs!
Ignore the constitution brehs!
Blow dog whistles brehs! #thesepeople #badpeople
Name drop towns you have investments in brehs!
Take birther shots to the toupee brehs!
Get called a racist on national TV during a presidential debate brehs!
Deflect to ISIS brehs!
Develop very good relations with blacks over "the past little while" brehs!
Take random shots at 400lb neck beards brehs!
Fat shame hackers on national TV brehs!
Refuse to let the Rosie O'Donnell beef die brehs!
Claim ISIS is beating us at the internet brehs!
Name drop Sean Hannity of all people brehs!
Throw Hannity under the bus brehs!
Think repeating something makes it true brehs!
Claim to have a winning temperament when you dont brehs!
Debate the moderator brehs!
Drop nukes from B2 bombers brehs!
Stamina brehs!
