Famous Russian Journalist succumbs to Russian Windows Disease

[2legit]

Putin needs to find a cure to this deadly rare Windows disease. If I was a Russian Oligarch, I would buy a rural single story ranch as a vaccine to protect me from this menace.

 

[88m3]

 

[The Guru]

Defenestration was a popular death, and it still is.

 

[Mike809]

Have they thought of getting rid of windows ?

 

[The Pledge]

Those goddamn windows can’t keep getting away with this!

 

[Diondon]

In Soviet Russia, the windows close you!

 

[hood b. goode]

Average day in Russia

 

[Sir ZDuke]

Natural cause of death

 

[Heafcliffe]

Defenestration was a popular death, and it still is.

I get more props and deaths than Bruce Willis

 

[TAYLONDO SAMSWORTHY]

Window poisoning is an epidemic in Putinville

 

[MostReal]

Have they thought of getting rid of windows ?

that's the most logical solution

 

[Hoodoo Child]

In Soviet Russia, the windows close you!

These jokes still hit

 

[2legit]

Have they thought of getting rid of windows ?

Russia should invest in underground apartments. You can't fall from the sky if you live in the basement.

 

[Afrodroid]

russians sure love these windows by

 

[Marlow Stanfield]

If you're in Russia with any kind of power or voice, you need to be in a 1st floor apartment or ranch-style home.