Farting In Your Bed And Laying In It Un-Appreciation

[Ricky Church]

I swear you can't even fall asleep, you just be laying there wide awake inhaling shyt stained farts.

farts smelling like a Toxic Diseased Marshland. no living organisms, just doo-doo.

the Mattress absorbs the filth and ends up smelling like Courtdog's Salvation Army Sheet's.

farts so putrid they smell the way Katie Got Bandz looks, if farts took human form, they'd be that bytches twin.

I gotta go to the fukkin' doctor...

 

[Fatboi1]

Your colon need to be cleansed. My farts at times barely stink.

 

[ikbm]

nah farting while having a fan directly facing you is even worse

 

[TrifeGod]

my farts smell like dolphin burp

nah farting while having a fan directly facing you is even worse

 

[Xtraz2]

 

[Perpetual Beast]

Farting in your own bed? Fucc kinda scrub shyt is that?? I wouldnt neva do that to my Versace sheets nikka ...shyt just aint ballin to me man

 

[Ricky Church]

c'mon bruh. now you know sometimes your culo be smelling like Elephant Placenta...

 

[Xtraz2]

c'mon bruh. now you know sometimes your culo be smelling like Elephant Placenta...

Yeah but you lost me with tha mattress absorbs it part

 

[Ricky Church]

Farting in your own bed? Fucc kinda scrub shyt is that?? I wouldnt neva do that to my Versace sheets nikka ...shyt just aint ballin to me man

nikka fukk that, I use Versace Condoms.

 

[ChrisDorner]

Your colon need to be cleansed. My farts at times barely stink.

Is that what makes farts smell? There was this nikka at bootcamp this nikkas farts were on a nuclear level.. Not even breathable dog, you'd feel that shyt in your chest if you inhaled it

 

[DaddyTime]

nah farting while having a fan directly facing you is even worse

 

[Perpetual Beast]

nikka fukk that, I use Versace Condoms.

You bout that Versace life dog? Salute g

 

[Ricky Church]

Is that what makes farts smell? There was this nikka at bootcamp this nikkas farts were on a nuclear level.. Not even breathable dog, you'd feel that shyt in your chest if you inhaled it

I heard homo's and dude's in jail that get it on the regular fart's don't stink...

I guess they get they bootyhole walls scrubbed.

 

[King Poetic]

Farting in the store and dipping out to another aisle while other people look at each other in the aisle wondering which one of them farted

 

[Ricky Church]

Farting in the store and dipping out to another aisle while other people look at each other in the aisle wondering which one of them farted

I be doing that shyt at random daycare centers too, walk in, rip ass, walk out.

I look thru the window at the daycare people checkin' the kids diapers to see which one need a change.