I swear you can't even fall asleep, you just be laying there wide awake inhaling shyt stained farts.farts smelling like a Toxic Diseased Marshland. no living organisms, just doo-doo.
the Mattress absorbs the filth and ends up smelling like Courtdog's Salvation Army Sheet's.
farts so putrid they smell the way Katie Got Bandz looks, if farts took human form, they'd be that bytches twin.
I gotta go to the fukkin' doctor...
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