Fat freeloadin azz family smh

[benjamin]

I've already gotten 4 texts from cousins and uncles asking if they can pull up tomorrow for thanksgiving..all these mufukkas fat and dusty..I respond the same way each time with two words.

Spoiler

no nikkas

Last year nikkas came thru, made a plate with the and dipped when I went up stairs..I got upstairs, looked out the windows and 3 cars was backing out my driveway ..nikkas made a plate and dipped in under 60 seconds on some nicholas cage shyt ..never again fat nuccas

 

[maxamusa]

Maybe if you had some furniture for them to sit on they would have stayed.

 

[benjamin]

Maybe if you had some furniture for them to sit on they would have stayed.

you fat nikkas not about to blow the legs off my couch..

 

[Mike809]

They should have gotten together and thrown a friendsgiving like single women usually do.

 

[benjamin]

They should have gotten together and thrown a friendsgiving like single women usually do.

sucka shyt

 

[Brolic]

sucka shyt

Celebrating thanksgiving with friends instead of family.

 

[Mike809]

Da hell is a friendsgiving..sound like some friend zone shyt

is when single/estranged people throw a thanksgiving with other friends.

everybody brings a dish with them to the dinner.

Beats begging others for a thanksgiving plate like OP's uncles and cousins.

 

[The Guru]

Me ducking out with two three full tupperwares

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

What you want, them hanging around and leaving a corpse in the bathroom after eating a 5 cheese Mac and cheese? Bad ass kids asking for the WiFi password? Nucca be thankful and go clap some side chick cheeks

 

[Grifter]

Have your family act like Negan.

 

[benjamin]

Me ducking out with two three full tupperwares

 

[benjamin]

What you want, them hanging around and leaving a corpse in the bathroom after eating a 5 cheese Mac and cheese? Bad ass kids asking for the WiFi password? Nucca be thankful and go clap some side chick cheeks

 

[Strapped]

Send them literature on semaglutide

 

[Marezzy]

Sounds like my dusty ass uncle nikka walks in my dad’s house WITH TUPPERWARE and fills it up. I don’t say anything because my dad allows it but that shyt is foul. nikka doesnt even sit down.

 

[Tribal Outkast]

They the ones that already fixed a couple plates and put them in the car, then come up and be like “I’m bout to fix a plate before I go. lol