I think your life would be summed up as pretty sad when you have to stir up gossip and make up stories from the 90's in order to be considered as relevant. The thing you were good at that made you famous in the first place, nobody cares....
Again, sad life may as well be one of them birds on the stoop where the loudest most obnoxious one gets the attention.
Again, sad life may as well be one of them birds on the stoop where the loudest most obnoxious one gets the attention.