Fat Joe with more fallacious lies! Says he god body

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I can imagine someone jokingly giving him that name when discussing God Body shyt and then decades later he morphs it into "I was officially god body" because those are the types of lies he regularly tells. You toss Fat Joe a Snickers bar in 1995 and in 2025 he's gonna tell the world you were buying him boxes of chocolate like it was Valentines Day.
that sums him up perfectly...like I can hear the argument, about a random rapper like Stan Spit or Oschino

"HE USED TO WALK TO THE STORE, ON DEMAND, AND BUY ANY SNACK...I MEAN ANY SNACK I WANTED. WE USED TO CALL HIM SNACKBAR....it got to a point where we didn't even need to ask, he would show up with boxes of ALL the foods and even make runs to branson for us ON GOD. BAREFOOT"
 

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Nah they serious about this podcast? I need to check in.. every clip I've seen is Kiss either pissed off or trying to hold his laughter :dead:
 

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I honestly don't think Fat Joe makes up full lies

I think he takes things with a grain of truth and just embellishes the hell out of shyt

Yup. But all of the street dudes do that. Every last one of them...he just tells regular block stories. I don't know why people have a problem with it unless you never been on the block listening to stories. Jada tells stories like this as well.

Everybody had 15 cars, 100 minks and leathers, was robbing entire HSs, while serving Principals and teachers, bringing in 500K a day. Hood ninja math and logic means maybe 2 cars, 2 minks and leathers total, robbed like 2 little kids outside of the HS, served a janitor once, and maybe made 1K in a week.
 

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only thing Joey has ever cracked were floorboards and chicken wing joints. maybe a few lawn chairs.

get this idiot up out of here already :camby:


you know shyts played out when sad bunny does the pretend gay poster bit better

maybe you could talk about ball size next. or chest hair. freshen up your act man. youre better than this :scust:

you know damn well fat joes dikk look like a baby acorn laying in a scoop of mashed potatoes
This post is FLAGRANT:damn:
 
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