Favorite Paul Mooney bit?

[Joe Budden]

The one where he talks about hammer dancing for a piece of chicken.

“Is this nikkas momma still alive”

 

[Vandelay]

Not a Paul Mooney fan like that, but white people being homeless being a waste of white skin is hilarious to me.

 

[Joe Budden]

Not a Paul Mooney fan like that, but white people being homeless being a waste of white skin is hilarious to me.

“When I see homeless white people I cry”

 

[Devilinurear]

Made me realize ghost are not real. I never heard one story about white people being haunted by black ghosts

 

[Hey_zeus]

He used to roast Oprah

 

[boogers]

my favorite mooney bits are probably on his album 'race'

him yelling at Swamp Thing to 'get back in that pot of greens' had me

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

Made me realize ghost are not real. I never heard one story about white people being haunted by black ghosts

Agreed. Stopped the ghost debate in its tracks.

Mooney was a fukking genius. I’ve been listening to him a lot lately

 

[Why-Fi]

I can't find the video, but it's when he said OJ thought he was still in the 70s when he robbed those dudes for his stuff back

...and you jiiive turkeys bet not try to split. ill SHOOT ya. ya dig?

I literally had to pull over my car when I heard it

 

[Basslinejazz]

"Goodnight ma'am, I hope Ni@@@s are burglarizing your home when you get there."

"Let's get some Marshmallows and have them sing "Surfing U.S.A. and we'll if its so gotdamn funny."

 

[Family Lives Matter]

Him pretending to be straight

 

[he_is_I]

The one about the Oscars. Everytime I see some ghetto shyt I think of "What type of nikka bullshyt is this!"

 

[Son Goku]

Paul Moonie?

 

[Jean Jacket]

Whole Race album. Frankenstein fukkin up the cacs was the funniest shyt I ever heard.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Top 5 for me. Can’t choose a bit because he’s just so prolific.

There was an interview he did on racist movies and my god I was just laughing reading it. Imaging hearing him say it.

PM: O.J. doing what he does best, killing. That’s hysterical.

ON SCREEN: William Shatner drives down the street with a posse of hooded-out Ku Klux Klan members fully equipped with shotguns and flaming crosses.

RA: Thats a young William Shatner. He plays a white supremacist.
PM: And a very good one. This is brilliant. I always knew Captain Kirk was prejudiced. Beam me down, Scotty.

 

[Joe Budden]

I can't find the video, but it's when he said OJ thought he was still in the 70s when he robbed those dudes for his stuff back

he said he was like...and you jiiive turkeys bet not try to split. ill SHOOT ya. ya dig?

I literally had to pull over my car when I heard it

I think that was in The Godfather special. Maybe.

That shyt had me crying. His Oj material is top notch.