FBI Agents who make 9 dollar an hour Unappreciation

[onelastdeath]

So I went to Target earlier today, cause they be having them sales on these bars that a nikka like

I got my stuff and walked to the cashier like a good law abiding citizen

I'm waiting in line and all I have are these bars and the lady infront of me has this shopping cart full of shyt

And normally when someone is in back of me with one or two items, and i have a big ass shopping cart. I let them through

Not this one though she took hella long and on top of that Left to get more shyt

By the time it was done I had waited like 15 minutes and now I just wanted to get my shyt and dip.

So Im next at the register, and noticed that I left my wallet in the car. No biggie though cause I got a crisp, perfect 10 dollar bill on me its all I had too cause I normally don't carry cash

So I give the cashier the 10 dollar bill, and she looks down at it, and back up at me

And says "This fake"

I'm laughing like

"Really let me get this change I'm in a bit of a rush"

She like "you gotta gimme something else this fake"

I'm like "how do you even know did you even check it how is it possi---" and half way thru me finishing my sentence she screams "WE GOT A FAKE!! SOMEONE CALL Jason" maddddd loud.

bytch said it so loud that someone in the fukking food court turned around

and that shyt is like 40 feet away



I'm looking at her like yo is you serious right now?

And people looking at me like I'm some sort of bum. I look in back of me and see people straight

I heard the usual shyt in the background. Brother a couple of people behind me talmbout "Yo on my MOMS it's always some fukkING BULLshyt!!"

Now I'm thinking yo maybe I should just dip

Maybe that shyt is fake and I jus got caught somewhere

But then I thought about the walk of shame

And I was like nah Ima see it thru.

So the manager comes thru. Talking about "what's the issue"

And I'm like "Your employee thinks my 10 dollar bill is fake"

"He goes did you run it thru the machine?"

She go "No, I just no one when I see one

So the manager takes the bill and puts it thru the bill checker they have at all the cashier stations and the shyt goes thru clean

I look at her with that extra smug smile on my face

And told him I'd like to file a customer service complaint get that CAC to lose her job

As im walking away I heard the brother in the background say "Yo when it's my turn put my shyt thru the machine right away don't make a fukking scene in hea wordup"

 

[Dorian Breh]

 

[DaSk8D00D]

Smh, some shyt like that would drive me up the fukkin wall:stewfacepalm:

Woulda trolled the fukk outta them customer complaints. I'd file that shyt at the store then light up Yelp & anywhere else I could for a review to get her ass Lit up by management. Payback bytch:MJHappyy:

 

[O.G.B]

Whether real or good shyt nevertheless!

 

[b_low_brown]

@ brotha in the back response

I'd have said the same shyt.. especially to a Cac

"Don't try that bullshyt with me "

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[ORDER_66]

How do you know if a $10 is fake if YOU dont even CHECK it??? Watermarks, seals, microprints, and inside the bills are always the little denomination barcodes... dumb bytch...

EDITED TO ADD:

 

[VelourSocks]

who even checks 10's? i never seen an employee check a 10... when I was a cashier I would only check 100's but a 10 or 20 would just go straight into the drawer.. who even gives a damn im not getting paid to check bills anyways

 

[Rice'N Beckford]

Imagining the nikka in the back of the line complaining and looking mad

 

[Kaypain]

Same thing happen to me when I was wearing my Honda uniform...

Told that bytch do I look like a nikka that makes fake money?

 

[Captain Crunch]

 

[ORDER_66]

Same thing happen to me when I was wearing my Honda uniform...

Told that bytch do I look like a nikka that makes fake money?

 

[Arris]

who even checks 10's? i never seen an employee check a 10... when I was a cashier I would only check 100's but a 10 or 20 would just go straight into the drawer.. who even gives a damn im not getting paid to check bills anyways

my cousin had two 5 dollar bills checked before. I'm a pretty laid back guy but even I had to openly at the clerk for doing that bullshyt to us

 

[onelastdeath]

my cousin had two 5 dollar bills checked before. I'm a pretty laid back guy but even I had to openly at the clerk for doing that bullshyt to us

The fukk? I woulda barked on her.

 

[DrX]

do everything in your power too get her fired, threaten a lawsuit if u have to, she gotta pay....