Fellas, Are Chicks Hitting You Up b/c of the Rona?

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About 5 years ago for my birthday my friend bought me this mountable dildo that also vibrated. She loved it and told me it felt close to the *real* thing. I was a little weirded out by the concept of it. I remember trying it once just to see but it hurt (funny thing is it was 5 inch smh) and to me it did not feel anything like the real thing. I felt weird asf, like why am I using this right now. I ended up throwing it out because my son had went in my room and found it a few months later.
A few of my friends have admitted to using their toys since we’ve been in quarantine. :yeshrug:
I tried to use a dildo once but it hurt and felt like a violation:russ::russ::russ:
Experience pre-nut clarity brehettes:mjlol:
 

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I expected you an @CarmelBarbie to have niccaz on deck if you needed "that action":usure:




Guess not though:wow:







Keep your head up...:youngsabo:
I’m too scared to try and get them Rona strokes.:lupe:
Besides which, my ass in the boonies at my parents crib peeling potatoes, cleaning fish, and waiting on my parents on some 12 years a slave type shyt. Ain’t nothing sexy about it.:wow:

Any dikk appointments I would even wanna make would get promptly cancelled by my country ass dad sippin moonshine on the front porch with one leg up like the Captain Morgan pose, and my judgmental mom.

:sadbron::mjcry:
imma cook a bunch of food for them so I can go back to my beautiful apartment and chill. I miss Charlotte so much.:wow::wow::wow:
 

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I swear, yesterday I uploaded this clip on my feed on Instagram....

them gators was snapping I tell ya :russ:

not even 5 mins passed and I was getting hit up.
 

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Yea but these scallywags are just lonely and in need of attention. Decent women that I actually want havent hit me up as much as the thot thot sub group I fukk with :unimpressed:

Either way I dont trust a gahd damn soul Im not fukking anybody until this shyt goes over the peak, bytch gon give a nikka some fire head and then ask about my Trump check :camby: BEGONE
 

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I’m too scared to try and get them Rona strokes.:lupe:
Besides which, my ass in the boonies at my parents crib peeling potatoes, cleaning fish, and waiting on my parents on some 12 years a slave type shyt. Ain’t nothing sexy about it.:wow:

Any dikk appointments I would even wanna make would get promptly cancelled by my country ass dad sippin moonshine on the front porch with one leg up like the Captain Morgan pose, and my judgmental mom.

:sadbron::mjcry:
imma cook a bunch of food for them so I can go back to my beautiful apartment and chill. I miss Charlotte so much.:wow::wow::wow:

I didn’t know you were in Charlotte too! For some reason I thought you were in SC.
 

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For a place to stay? No. That's crazy either way. A few people have hit me up, to check on me, and, I have texted people who I care about to one degree or another, some I hadn't talked to in a while, and obviously aware that that maintaining some kind of momentum, for when this has subsided, but everyone is in a sort of holding pattern, not a great time for flings or more casual sex.

However, I cannot imagine living with someone in a one bedroom, with financial stressors, and pandemic paranoia infiltrating daily lives. Total nightmare. I love laying in bed alone, and comfortable.

This is also the most disastrous event in all of our lifetimes, lives upended, and thrown into distress, instantly, so, if there was an ever universally acceptable time to check in on someone, or send "I just wanted to say hi" or whatever, it would be now.
 
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