

"_____ brought us the hoes!!!"
. That's when we realized something was wrong lol. We're all in 'simps trying to get some p*ssy' mode, so we say " _____ chill, let them in". Turns out it was his baby mama and her two older cousins they had came to UH, fukked up his car, and charged him up in his apartment, he was coming to our apartment to try and get away from them before he got mad enough to swing.
"I know what you meant, I ain't want _____ to have the baby either, but you can't say shyt like that, nikka you going to hell"
they fukked up dude's whip tho?I've been sharing a lot of stories on here recently, but they relevant
One of my nikkas got a crazy ass bytch pregnant, we were sophomores in college and he wasn't even tripping, he was "excited" to be a father. Everybody in our immediate group of friends was looking at him
One day he shows up at our apartment (he lives in the apartment right below us), we look through the peephole and see he has like 3 females with him and two of them were bad as hell. We were damn near dancing like"_____ brought us the hoes!!!"
We open the door, ______ walks in and tries to shut the damn door on the females. That's when we realized something was wrong lol. We're all in 'simps trying to get some p*ssy' mode, so we say " _____ chill, let them in". Turns out it was his baby mama and her two older cousins they had came to UH, fukked up his car, and charged him up in his apartment, he was coming to our apartment to try and get away from them before he got mad enough to swing.
All this was because _____ was fukking hoes after he found out the girl was pregnant with his child, _____ is dumb as hell but he's a lightskin NFL built nikka with green eyes, hoes throw the p*ssy to him (we used to joke "I wish I could say I slung dikk to all the bad hoes in Harris County like _____"). So that shyt didn't surprise us.
After that whole encounter his baby mama miscarried 2 weeks later, _____ best friend came and broke the news to us and one of my friends said loud as hell "THANK GOD!". The dude that broke the news was like"I know what you meant, I ain't want _____ to have the baby either, but you can't say shyt like that, nikka you going to hell"
But yea, miscarriages are blessings in disguise for some dudes.

Yep, and dude is a major gearhead, he bought this old school Buick Skylark and completely rebuilt it, shyt was clean as fukk. He loved that car, luckily they just smashed the windows and barely scratched the paint. They could have done worst.they fukked up dude's whip tho?![]()
Yep, and dude is a major gearhead, he bought this old school Buick Skylark and completely rebuilt it, shyt was clean as fukk. He loved that car, luckily they just smashed the windows and barely scratched the paint. They could have done worst.
still. I woulda got in a bytches ass over my ride.
As it was unplanned but second one definitely got me as it was after our first child. That was tough.I never understood why people feel the need to fukk up someones car or property in general over hurt feelings and bullshyt. That's enough for me to maim someoneYep, and dude is a major gearhead, he bought this old school Buick Skylark and completely rebuilt it, shyt was clean as fukk. He loved that car, luckily they just smashed the windows and barely scratched the paint. They could have done worst.
Thats what got dude in the situation in the first placestill. I woulda got in a bytches ass over my ride.
