Fellas, if presented the opportunity - how would you game Nicki Minaj

[Mac Casper]

What's your game plan as you approach that?

 

[Taadow]

"What's your name?...Ah, I thought you looked familiar...


...you know what? I never really rocked wit'cha music like that..."

 

[BlackZilla]

My approach?

I wouldn't even game Nicki, just a cloth full of chloroform and an unmarked van is all I need.

Take her somewhere in the woods, blow her back out and then toss her into the bushes

 

[Mac Casper]

My kidnapping game is off the charts, so I wouldn't even game Nicki.

Just a cloth full of chloroform and an unmarked van is all I need.

 

[Mac Casper]

"What's your name?...Ah, I thought you looked familiar...


...you know what? I never really rocked wit'cha music like that..."

She's not gonna get down like that, you've got to appeal to the ego from an empowered position with her. Smoke and mirrors my friend

 

[nineteeneightysix]

Come here b+tch and suck my d+ck...

Why not? I got nothing to lose, and if you ain't got dough, that chick wont put out...

 

[bigmac]

"What's yo' reaaaal name n not yo' strippa name"

 

[LucaBrasi]

Treat her like shyt

 

[Heretic]

Flatten them tires() and then offer her a ride...

 

[flipn50]

I ain't even go to try to put the mack on.

Opener:

"Excuse me, you're a hell of a girl/ You know I really got a thing for American girls."


Convo:

"I'm ill, I'm real, I might got a deal/
I pop bottles and got the right kind of build/
I'm cold, I'm dope, I might sell dope/
I'm always in the air, but I never fly coach/"

Closer:

I just gotta give her that look, when I give her that look, then the panties coming off.

 

[Big Mel]

I'd call her a warped goofball who's a few BBQ's away from obesity.

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

I'd just tell her to shut the fukk up after someone takes a pic of me palming her azz.​

 

[MilesTeg]

I would tell her her music sucks.

Then I would tell her I'd rather f-ck girls who weren't 90% plastic.

Then I'd give her a picture to Lil' Kim, and say "Look at the Future."

Then I'd hand her a game of Scrabble, and beat her in 5 minutes...because she is an idiot.

(drops the mic)

 

[Vilified not verified]

Oh, you Nicki Minaj? Thats coool i guess . That ass ain't big as i imagined it to be though . Anyway, they playing my favorite Lil Kim song so i'll talk to you after, if i see you.

Spoiler

what i'd probably really say;
I'd eat your a$$hole right now!!