Fellas whats yall go to opening line?

[Broad Street Bully]

When trying to get a woman, whats yall go to opening line?

mine is:

"wassup/hey/ damn you pretty as shyt, can I get ya name beautiful? "

 

[Y2Dre]

my name is ____ whats yours?


I'm a simple man.

 

[BocaRear]

Hello

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

When trying to get a woman, whats yall go to opening line?

mine is:

"wassup/hey/ damn you pretty as shyt, can I get ya name beautiful? "

And just like this thread, you get no reponse

 

[360crazy]

I usually just chill and see them looking then I do this...

 

[Ricky Church]

"hey, how you doin'? Can I ask you a question...you think I'm cute?"

 

[Scottie Simpen]

I usually keep it nice and simple something like "bytch you know you want this dikk!!!"

 

[Willie]

my name is ____ whats yours?


I'm a simple man.

And just go from there!

I usually reach for the handshake and hit her with a smile.

 

[Willie]

"hey, how you doin'? Can I ask you a question...you think I'm cute?"

That's my younger brothers go to line smh some light skinned shyt for real.

 

[Lavish]

me: How you doin

her: fine and you

me: Im good

her

me: Im sorry, I just have to say your beautiful

her:thank you

me: no poblem................*silence* sorry I want to ask you something but im kind of shy

her: what do you want to ask ???

me: im really shy,..sorry I think ill just.....

her: c'mon tell me tell me

(now she anxious)

me: ok, well I wanted to ask if I could see you sometime, id love to get to know you

her: oh thats it? sure, heres my number

*few days later im rearranging her insides*
dont ask me how, but this works everytime. it may sound lame, but whatever gets me in them draws is good with me

 

[Ricky Church]

That's my younger brothers go to line smh some light skinned shyt for real.

it works as an ice breaker, if they giggle and say "yeah" then you good.

I switch it up sometimes like "you think I'm sexy?" or "you think I look good?" they blush hard as hell

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

I put my watch and cell in my pocket and go, "Excuse me, do you have the time ?"

She says the time and then I say some shyt like, "Damn. Time wants to move fast when you have a lot to do in a day "

They'll usually be like " OMG, I know right?" And then start talking. It works best if y'all are waiting in line or some shyt

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Pretty direct. Try not to make it sound like an overly smooth "line" because that shyt is corny.

"Hey, you seem pretty cool. Can I drink with you?"

Being that direct catches people off guard an you can anchor yourself pretty easily. If you're at a dive bar you can invite the hottest girl to play a bar game with you. As long as you're in decent shape, well groomed, and not a total social retard, you should be fine. Above all else, if it feels forced and contrived, don't use it as a line. It just makes everyone awkward. And don't be too drunk. Have a drink in your hand, sure, so it looks like you're there to party, but yeah.

 

[observe]

Excuse me ..*puts chloroform laced rag over her face*

 

[Ricky Church]

another way is to stop and ask a chick for directions even if you don't need it and then go from there.