Fellas, you have to stop performing when women are around

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[jadillac]

keep it cute or put it on mute.

 

[Billy Ocean]

Those are the friends you cut off the first time it happens

Came in to say this.

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

Yep, nikkas like this are annoying af. I remember one caught feelings when i deployed to al udeid. Now there aren't very many women to go around as it is, and the bad ones usually have a gang of dudes following them around everywhere they go. Well usually me and the fellas would go to the center area with an overhang called "the bra" to drink, play spades, and just hangout. Eventually some more people started hanging out with us and there was this Puerto Rican chick with the some of the new people. This one nikka who usually chill and in control of the speaker started doing the absolute most. I mean, he went from playing rap to all of a sudden being a reggaeton and spanish music expert, went from just talking regular to trying to clown everyone at the table, went from keeping his ass still to getting up trying to dance n shyt. Long story short she started talking to me on the low cause she got word that i box and she into mma n shyt like that. Eventually we started going to the gym together and shortly after that i was blowing her back out in my trailer.

Word gets out and the nikka that was being extra was salty af. This nikka start saying slick shyt like, "oh yall went grocery shopping together? Thats cute" and "man yall cant leave each other sight huh?". I just him him with, its better than hanging out with musty ass nikkas 24/7 and at least im getting buns this deployment .

Jealousy is a sickness.

 

[Jalether]

Honestly!!! Some women do the same thing and it annoys me. Start acting helpless, giggly/airhead-ish and flipping their hair.



I always ask, why are you acting weird all of a sudden

Do you notice this behaviour in older women too or just the young ones?

 

[cartierhoe]

Druski the fukking GOAT

nikka videos the most relatable shyt ever

 

[Jalether]

That story is wild but a great example of what we are talking about

 

[Jalether]

Dudes be like

 

[Coco Loco]

Do you notice this behaviour in older women too or just the young ones?

I noticed it more when I was younger. I also, only hang with certain women these days so the incidents are far and few between but this'll happen with immature and insecure women of all ages.

I love saying it. It's short and sweet but gets the job done

 

[Tetris v2.0]

Women do this too by the way

 

[Ahadi]

Women be mad extra with this.

“OMG I TRAVELED _____ TOO”

“YEAH WELL MY DAD HAS 5 CARS”

“YOU THINK I SHOULD GET THIS EXPENSIVE ITEM?”



Like chill.

 

[NoirDynosaur]

If a woman is obsessed with you, she's into you. It's better to have a woman with high interest than a woman whose totally indifferent.

I used to impress chicks in HS, it does work. I'm older now. My standard is her personality isn't A1 I don't want her.

 

[2 one 3]

Pretty much all you have to do is have great conversation skills and just listen…



i’ve always gotten more play than my friends when I was just truly being myself and not putting on for the hoes.

I can’t even count how many times joints my boys were talking to would pull my aside at some point and give me their number and tell me to call them the next day, even tho they were out with me and my boy…



when you got it

you got it…

 

[KidJSoul]

Honestly!!! Some women do the same thing and it annoys me. Start acting helpless, giggly/airhead-ish and flipping their hair.



I always ask, why are you acting weird all of a sudden

Yeah it’s easy to give men hell for this but some chicks be mighty morphing into totally different creatures when new dikk come around too.

Chicks go from Smokahontas to Valley girl accent with a quickness!

I wonder if dudes see through this shyt sometimes when women do it…I think most do but still smash and just laugh afterwards.

Girrrrl! Be like when did Hillary Banks show up?



Yup, a lot of men can see through it but are trying to get some ass so they don't say anything. I love the ones who call it out without being rude about it.



Oh and OP they also try to throw jabs to make them look better to the guys too. I had to pull a chick to the side once and say don't get fukked up around your new friends, keep it cute or put it on mute.

Do yall be hating on each other like the dudes in the op described?

 

[Bushmaster69]

100%

Always hated that shyt. I always dropped "friends" who did this shyt because they weren't really my friends if they would switch up on me for p*ssy.