fellas: your dikk is the same size as your ear, what do you do?

[Action Jackson]

I'd kill myself breh. Ain't no reason to live if my unit looks like a Vienna sausage. fukk am I posed to do with that..

I could see how it'd go down now.
As soon as we get booty ass naked she'd be like

I'd try to play it off like I didn't know what she'd be laughing at But in reality my soul would be burning slow.

Then she'd hit me with

Leaving me stand there like As she got dressed and left. Then she'd tell all her friends. I live in a small town breh. That would spread like wild fire. Even the fatties would be laughing at me. fukk that. I'd off myself.

 

[KinksandCoils]

facts

but now I'm wondering why they let a fat nikka skrip and pose naked for art students

To learn how to draw the human figure. Not everyone is chiseled if you want to be good at anatomy you need all body types.

 

[observe]

Same size of my ear huh?

Spoiler

 

[charmander]

To learn how to draw the human figure. Not everyone is chiseled if you want to be good at anatomy you need all body types.

would you draw me

 

[charmander]

I'd kill myself breh. Ain't no reason to live if my unit looks like a Vienna sausage. fukk am I posed to do with that..

I could see how it'd go down now.
As soon as we get booty ass naked she'd be like

I'd try to play it off like I didn't know what she'd be laughing at But in reality my soul would be burning slow.

Then she'd hit me with

Leaving me stand there like As she got dressed and left. Then she'd tell all her friends. I live in a small town breh. That would spread like wild fire. Even the fatties would be laughing at me. fukk that. I'd off myself.

I live in a small town too

the best thing to do is preemptively make up a lie about her before she has a chance to tell anyone about your lil iguana dikk

not that i would know how to deal with this, that's why i made the thread