fellaz...yall really hit on drunk chicks?

[re'up]

I don't drink anymore, so all this shyt is some what difficult for me now, it's not the same when you aren't drinking/drunk, even if you have zero creep tendencies/predator status. I'm cool to talk to a girl whose drunk, or been drinking, but, yeah if they are done/belligerent then I'm probably not going to be that interested.

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

if there's one thing i see a lot of, it's drunk chicks. and i have one rule for them: i don't hit on them, they're suppose to hit on me. i have nothing against the women that get drunk with me and that want to have a good time. but those women who i run into randomly drunk, i'm not wasting my time unless she makes it evident. and even then, i still have to weigh things out...

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

uhm, hello. if they are drunk then I'm probably worse off than them.

 

[L&HH]

 

[kash10003]

im usually just out with my dudes, if i get distracted or something and i end up talking to hoes at a bar, i'm just having a conversation. not my fault if the conversation ends with my dikk in her mouth. not trying to purposefully fukk a drunk chick, but accidents happen

 

[Bud Bundy]

i prefer a chick to be sober and coherent when i try to smut her out....call it pride but i don't want a chick sayin it was the alcohol that made her gimme the ass....


yes i've turned down wasted puss....

I am usually drunk as well so it all works out.

 

[EVILRICO]

I am usually drunk as well so it all works out.

You gotta remember to put them on there stomach.

So if they throw up, they won't choke.

 

[Fellatio]

Always have a spy pen record. Will take 95% off your sentance

 

[Metta World Movement]

God damn, y'all nikkas can take risks

 

[up in here]

i dont know if i have ever seen a gif used more appropriately than this right here. pos rep

 

[NSSVO]

did y'all set that up.

 

[ugksam]

drunk people are annoying when youre sober

 

[Ayatollah Watts]

if by hit on, you mean prey upon... then yes.

 

[General Salty]

All you gotta do is to use your instincts. How do you think a tiger knows how to tackle a gazelle? It's written, it's code written in their DNA, says "Tackle the gazelle." Believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says "Tackle drunk bytches."

Now I don't subscribe to this, as I am married, but I understand the dudes that do...