Fellow short brehs you ever have a good laugh at height?

VladTheImpaler

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Same height, I make jokes all the time about my own height and the heights above me. Charisma has carried me a long way with women but I've always got attention from women from my looks and smile alone. Let the internet tell tho and I'm a lost cause :wow:

I do feel bad for my brehs below 5'5" atleast cause I see them out in public and just say "damn" thats hard mode

:childplease:

One thing I will say.... people protect their imperfections and all cost..including positive speaking like this poor guy.
 

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What does this even mean? He has other attributes than height. He has good interpersonal skills. Not sure what the issue is.

I've seen it before, this dude probably 6'4" and ain't touch a vagina since he left his momma birth canal. Let him stunt, its gotta be hard to have that height and have no other redeeming qualities so you gotta lash out at others who are makin moves:salute:
 

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I'm always laughing at my own height because I'm so short (5'2 without shoes on) and when I sit on certain furniture, my feet dangles sometimes :russ:

I made a joke that short people were angry because we are closer to hell.
 

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Breh nothing wrong with that height. Lot of rappers are that height and shorter and they ooze swag. :yeshrug:


This is true. It still ruined my fan vibe when I met some celebs I admire and they had those dwarf vibes

Met T.I. and the first thing I thought was damn, I could really cradle that nikka like a baby wearing those hard bottom white high top shoes.

Jermaine Dupri looked like a little black treasure troll.

Tom Cruise was runnin around lookin like a little quick ass beanie baby.

Wen I first went to the G-Unit office I saw these two toddler sized humans dressed in hip hop gear from the back. I wondered who's kids they were until they turned around and it was fukkin MOBB DEEP :francis: (RIP P)

The whole industry short as shyt. Again, everywhere we went as a unit we looked like we were on stilts.

Majority of these celebs are so tiny, I'm surprised they aren't rollin around town in luxury high-end strollers..
 

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I know in a game of dozens they’re gonna go at my height

I’m used to it

One girl did and I had to talk about her inability to have kids
The bytch swung on me :mindblown:
 
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