If she can hear it, the house probably not big enough for two adults not married to be living in.
I'm talking different floors. Or an apartment complex.
You probably shouldn't be bringing women home in ya mama house looking like this
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Hell the neighbors next door can hear the fukking let alone ya mama.
lollll yooo this reminds me.
I went out with this guy that told me he owned his home - voluntary information, I didn't even ask.
So one time he had to stop by his house to pick something up. I'm waiting in the car, in the driveway.
As he comes back and is about to get in the car, this older lady and teenage boy come out. He looks at me with panic in his eyes and says, "Oh, I'm a landlord. Those are my tenants. "
I'm like, "oh."
Then the older lady is like, "AND MAKE SURE YOU PICK UP THEM BOTTLES FOR YOUR AUNTY!"
I saw his soul leave his body.


