Filipino man wants to be Superman thru plastic surgery, FAIL!

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There is no way shyt like this is NOT a mental illness.





After 23 surgeries to look like Superman, ‘Man of Plastic’ meets his Kryptonite
by Kevin Melrose | July 2, 2015 @ 1:21 PM | 4 Comments |




Herbert Chavez, the Superman fanatic who’s undergone 23 surgeries to make himself look more like the Man of Steel, may have discovered his Kryptonite: his doctors.

Over the past 18 years, the Filipino man has spent thousands of dollars in hopes of achieving his goal — liposuction, eye surgery, skin lightening, cheek and jaw augmentation — you name it. “I hope to become the Man of Plastic,” he says.


However, when he appeared on a recent episode of E!’s “Botched” in hopes of obtaining permanent abs of steel, this Superman was confronted by twin Doomsdays in Dr. Terry Dubrow and Dr. Paul Nassif.

According to In Touch Weekly, the plastic surgeons were shocked to discover Chavez had been injecting his chest and abdomen with the filler MesoLipo, which is illegal in the United States. The “poison,” as the physicians called it, has left Chavez with lumps all over his abdominal region, hardly the look he was going for. (“Glutathione and miso lipo are not accepted in the USA for a reason” Nassif tweeted.)



They broke the news to the Man of Steel that the only way to achieve Kryptonian abs is throughdiet and exercise.

Although he doesn’t have Superman’s physique, Chavez may possess one of his idol’s more impressive, if arbitrary, abilities: to turn back time. Here he’s identified as being 37 years old, but he was 35 when we first spotlighted him in 2011.

Regardless of his age or the firmness of his abs, Chavez still soars high with the Guinness World Record for the largest collection of Superman memorabilia.



http://www.eonline.com/shows/botched/videos/236746/meet-herbert-superman-chavez

http://robot6.comicbookresources.co...superman-man-of-plastic-meets-his-kryptonite/
 

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Faggit look like LarryMan

First time he gets slapped hes gonna ball up like a piece of yarn screaming my face my face like a bytch.

Crazy to think all he needed was some Brazilian jujitsu lessons to be treated like Superman by his peers
 
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After seeing pacman get his ass beat by mayweather; he had to transform himself into the ultimate white supremacist superhero, because his self pride was fukked by the superior african genes mayweather holds.


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