Film scenes that would have been different had the characters been black

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Tries fo get on door ONCE: fails

Jack: Ok let's try again
Rose: Are you sure?
Jack: . YES!!!! It's cold as hell in this water!! Wait, you get in the water. I'll get on the door, and pull you up.

Rose:

Jack: GET IN THE DAMN WATER!!!

Rose: (complies)

Jack: (gets on door, and pulls Rose on door). See! I told you it would work.

Rose: I had to get my hair wet twice motherfukker. Should we take a nap?

Jack: fukk no! We waiting until somebody comes to get us. You know they'll try to pretend they don't see us.

Jack and Rose see the rescue boat.

Jack and Rose: HEEEEYYYYYY COME GET US!!!!!! WE'RE OVER HERE!!!!!!!

(They get rescued)

Jack: Woman I told you!

Rose: Whatever

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Kate: Get upstairs!

Kevin: I am upstairs dummy!

Kate: (proceeds to beat Kevin's ass)

Kevin:

Uncle Frank downstairs:

Buzz downstairs:

Everybody else downstairs:

Post spanking Kevin in the attic:

Kate: We're leaving this kid at home tomorrow

Peter:

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Black family realizes the house is haunted

Call the realtor, we're moving

Black child: maybe we should ask the ghost what it wants

Black parents: Go pack your bags

They move the next day. The end