Kids always buyin their parents gifts they hope they dont use so they can take it.
Mom- Son, what is Aurora Jolie doing in my house?
Me- Happy birthday, you have her for 3 hours, you can do what ever you want, I've already paid for the time.
Mom- Get this bytch away from me.
Me- Welp, I guess I'll have to use your gift then.

@ the bolded. I bought a wii for my dad he gave me the
face saying"im too old to be playing this machine, imma throw my back out playing bowling. " Couple months later I went to play it and he has a perfect bowling score
