Man, there was this one nikka who played at the rival high school. He would just bully us on the court, scorin 30 pts wit ease everytime we face them. He had us SHOOK.
Things changed quickly. We had to play them in about 2 weeks, and word from a girl got around that he had a small dingerling. I was a bench player, averaging 4ppg and our star player was out injured. I go to the barbershop to get me a fresh cut for the game. Im in there braggin like "yeah, we gon shut that nikka down
"
Game day is here and it is in their gym. My 4ppg ass starts tauntin the crowd on some "shut ya muthafukkin asses up
" shyt. I hit 2 three ptrs in a row and run back down the court holdin my pinky in the sky, makin fun of his size. This lil dikk nikka was rattled.
By the 4th qtr, I already had 28 pts
. I held him to 7 pts. But the game was still close. They are down 2 and have the ball for the final possession. He takes a 3 and it rims out at the buzzer. I look towards the crowd holdin my thumb and index finger close together to symbolize how close he was from makin it, but also makin fun of his size. I looked at the crowd and yelled "OHHHHH, HE MISSED IT BY INCHES
"
It is amazing that finding out a dude having a small dikk can boost up your confidence. He mustve showered in shorts after games because his teammates were wack as fukk
Things changed quickly. We had to play them in about 2 weeks, and word from a girl got around that he had a small dingerling. I was a bench player, averaging 4ppg and our star player was out injured. I go to the barbershop to get me a fresh cut for the game. Im in there braggin like "yeah, we gon shut that nikka down
"Game day is here and it is in their gym. My 4ppg ass starts tauntin the crowd on some "shut ya muthafukkin asses up
" shyt. I hit 2 three ptrs in a row and run back down the court holdin my pinky in the sky, makin fun of his size. This lil dikk nikka was rattled. By the 4th qtr, I already had 28 pts
. I held him to 7 pts. But the game was still close. They are down 2 and have the ball for the final possession. He takes a 3 and it rims out at the buzzer. I look towards the crowd holdin my thumb and index finger close together to symbolize how close he was from makin it, but also makin fun of his size. I looked at the crowd and yelled "OHHHHH, HE MISSED IT BY INCHES"It is amazing that finding out a dude having a small dikk can boost up your confidence. He mustve showered in shorts after games because his teammates were wack as fukk
because I know you could do much better
we need more threads... like this
