That's embarassing. Dying so uselessly and needlessly that you leave people with eternal cringe.The soup can didn’t even make it halfway down
The Navy does have a wreckage recovery device good for 5 miles deep (double the depth of the titanic) to recover submarines or other valuables so they don’t get scooped by our oops.
Reminds me of the flat earther with a home built rocket that crashed and flattened himself.

