Flat Earth to be Proven in 2025: Space Tourism to go Mainstream

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A meal that really is out of this world! Space tourism company will take diners to the edge of space on board a huge BALLOON in 2025 – but a ticket will set you back £105,000​

• Zephalto will launch pre-reservation tickets for £105,000 in the coming months
• Flight to depart from France and take six hours in total, with three at 15 miles up

A space tourism company is offering diners the chance to travel to the edge of space on a huge balloon, where they were be treated to Michelin-starred cuisine at 15.5 miles (25 km) above the Earth.\

Pre-sale tickets for the 2025 flight have been priced at an eye-watering £105,000 (€120,000) per person.

Zephalto plans to launch the balloon from France on a six-hour experience that will include three hours at its highest altitude — above 98 per cent of the atmosphere and twice as high as the average commercial jet.

'We choose 25 kilometres high because it's the altitude where you are in the darkness of space, with 98 per cent of the atmosphere below you, so you can enjoy the curvature of the Earth in the blue line,' Zephalto founder Vincent Farret d'Astiès (right) told Bloomberg. He is pictured with the balloon's designer Joseph Dirand

Diners will be taken to edge of space on board a huge BALLOON in 2025

Zephalto plans to launch the balloon from France on a six-hour experience that will include three hours at its highest altitude.

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@xCivicx will be putting cases on all the coli doubting e-grows

 

[LuuqMaan]

I’m happy down here on Earth.
These dudes want my oxygen when it’s free over here. Lord knows what they’ll do when we have to share it

 

[Mowgli]

Simps can't wait to propose to some cheating ass whore on the edge of space.

I like you but I just wanted to go to the edge of space I don't know about getting married. I thought it would be a fun adventure

Ol Will you marry me ass.

 

[F*ckthemkids]

anyone who thinks the earth is flat should be sterilized.

 

[Silver Surfer]

anyone who thinks the earth is flat should be sterilized.

 

[Paper Boi]

women going to be expecting to go to space on the first date. good luck out there 50/50 at applebees brehs.

 

[ChatGPT-5]

for that price I better be going to the moon and back.

 

[xCivicx]

anyone who thinks the earth is flat should be sterilized.

Come do it then

 

[RickyDiBiase]

anyone who thinks the earth is flat should be sterilized.

Too far

Chin check will straighten em up

 

[Tair]

@Th3Birdman
@xCivicx

 

[Remote]

Flat earth may be proven in 2025 (not really) but you being a retard was proven April 27, 2023.

 

[DaPresident]

Y’all broke boys can find a way to Klarna this. I already copped two tickets and I’m not even bringing my wife.

I just bought it to waste it. I’m going by myself and ima chew the food 3 times and spit all that food out just cuz I can. You broke nikkas wishin it, I’m livin it

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

ItS cGi

 

[Billy Ocean]

@Th3Birdman
@xCivicx

Edit: I see @Tair already on it

Birdman gonna embarrassing that goofy clown again

 

[F*ckthemkids]

Too far

Chin check will straighten em up

A chin check won’t keep them from producing equally genetically stupid kids.