ugh, he called into 97 The Fanatic in Philly too
sounds like a dude that reeks of Crown Royal upon entering a room
lol you're going to love this story about Flo rida from a DJ out in LA...
"GUY 1: Yo, you got any of that Flo-Rida shyt son?
ME: No, I don't own any of his music, not a fan. I'm Kenny, nice to meet you. Who are you?
GUY 1: I'm his tour manager. If I get you a USB drive, can you spin a Flo-Rida song?
ME: Probably not. I don't really play the new stuff. I don't really like it.
GUY 1: Cool man, cool. All good.
(5 minutes goes by)
GUY 2: Whats good kid! Yo, can you throw on some Flo-Rida?
ME: Nope.
GUY 2: If you play some Flo-Rida, this place gonna go crazy yo.
ME: Well, its a pool party in Beverly Hills and I'm pretty sure these people are here to look at each others fake t*ts, not dance. And if they didn't dance to Michael Jackson, I bet you a billion dollars and your gold teeth that a Flo-Rida track will get no crowd response either.
GUY 2: I see, I see. Well if I get you a USB stick, can you play one of his songs?
ME: Let me guess, you're Flo-Rida's Tour Managers assistant, right?
GUY 2: Nah, I'm his cousin.
(2 minutes goes by)
GUY 3: What up man? I dig what you're playing. You got any of that Flo-Rida shyt? Thats the shyt.
ME: No, I really don't like that crap. I think hiphop has gotten really bad the past decade and a half and I only spin what I like to spin. Its not really a request kind of situation.
GUY 3: Well what if I get you a USB stick with some Flo-Rida songs on it? Then can you play one of the songs?
ME: For the love of god, no. No offense, but I wouldt play it even if my job depended on it. What your name?
GUY 3: Oh, I'm Flo-Rida, nice to meet you...
THATS WHAT A GIG IN BEVERLY HILLS IS LIKE! Really FLO-RIDA?? You can't go to a party and just RELAX and enjoy yourself without sending your squad to the booth to get me to spin one of your records? I wonder if Michael Jackson did that we he went out, or Marvin Gaye. Or how about Luther Vandross? I wonder if Eddie Van Halen ever walked up to a DJ and asked them to throw on some Van Halen. I bet Jon Bon Jovi does that all the time. Show some class."