Florida man on the news heated after neighbor has him arrested for killing his pet rooster

[Nabs]

The full video is wonderful. It's over 7 minutes of this shyt. Hit Read More and scroll all the way down. This might be the link.

"Call the chicken ambulance?"

"If a man come attack you, and you know Kung-Fu, you're gonna Hai-Ya him, right?"

 

[ORDER_66]

I mean I get it no one wants wild animals screaming and shyt all types on night when they trying to sleep... WHY the fukk did he even have a rooster anyways???

 

[Spliff]

He definitely watched South Park back on the day.

*rooster casually walking on his driveway*

“It’s comin right for us!! ”

*Tiger Woods swings on roosters cranium*

He even sounds like Uncle Jimbo

 

[Lord_nikon]

that dude a damn fool

 

[Lord_nikon]

he didn't want to give the chicken CPR or mouth to mouth