Fly to Nigeria to wrestle for 20 people brehs (Luke Gallows stranded in Lagos story)

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Jericho podcast classic

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

I've said this before but a Wrestling fed with creative by Nollywood writers would be GOAT level fukkery.


Stone Cold Fela Kuti shytting on The Authority every week


Anikulapo 3:16

The White oil executive heel stable



The entire Women's division accused of being witches

 

[Roberto Firmino]

I've said this before but a Wrestling fed with creative by Nollywood writers would be GOAT level fukkery.


Stone Cold Fela Kuti shytting on The Authority every week


Anikulapo 3:16

The White oil executive heel stable



The entire Women's division accused of being witches

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

The entire Women's division accused of being witches

Asuka would be getting the most heat in the history of wrestling

 

[trick]

I've said this before but a Wrestling fed with creative by Nollywood writers would be GOAT level fukkery.


Stone Cold Fela Kuti shytting on The Authority every week


Anikulapo 3:16

The White oil executive heel stable



The entire Women's division accused of being witches

The heat they would get

I just want to see that Nollywood special FX work in a wrestling context

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

Asuka would be getting the most heat in the history of wrestling

*Asuka wins a match by cheating*

Babyface Announcer: "This Juju mask woman is the daughter of the devil, ooh!

"


Heel Announcer: "I didn't see anything, chale :kentedenzel:"

 

[Mack de la Rocha]

*Asuka wins a match by cheating*

Babyface Announcer: "This Juju mask woman is the daughter of the devil, ooh!

"


Heel Announcer: "I didn't see anything, chale :kentedenzel:"

Yall wild af

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

The heat they would get

I just want to see that Nollywood special FX work in a wrestling context

Way ahead of you, pal :cokeboycism:

 

[raw613]

I've said this before but a Wrestling fed with creative by Nollywood writers would be GOAT level fukkery.


Stone Cold Fela Kuti shytting on The Authority every week


Anikulapo 3:16

The White oil executive heel stable



The entire Women's division accused of being witches

Well Raw is about the length of a Nollywood movie lol, I can only imagine the infidelity angles and fukkery that would ensue based on that lol

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

*Asuka wins a match by cheating*

Babyface Announcer: "This Juju mask woman is the daughter of the devil, ooh!

"


Heel Announcer: "I didn't see anything, chale :kentedenzel:"

the undertaker has a casketmatch, opponent comes back on Nigerian RAW the next day

RIOT ensues and clerics surround arena

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

the undertaker has a casketmatch, opponent comes back on Nigerian RAW the next day

RIOT ensues and clerics surround arena

Don't Call Fela Kuti "World Music" | NOISEY

A Professor Hindu gimmick would be so lit

In the 
course of his life Fela was arrested over a hundred times, imprisoned and 
beaten. 
As for Professor Hindu, Fela said the magician enabled him to talk to his dead mother 
every night. She was a pioneering feminist and allegedly the first 
Nigerian woman to drive a car, passing away after the military threw her out of a 
window in an attack on Fela’s compound, which he had declared an independent 
republic.

Professor Hindu would come on stage with Fela and do magic tricks like 
seemingly cutting his tongue out or producing watches from nowhere. His most 
notorious stunt was to ask one Friday night at the Town and Country Club in 
Kentish Town in North London for a volunteer from the audience to be buried 
alive for the weekend. A grave had been dug behind the club. The audience 
piled out to see the volunteer, a Nigerian guy covered in soil and buried in 
his suit. On Sunday evening he was dug up again, at which point the guy 
propositioned journalist Vivien Goldman (currently a “Professor of Punk” in 
New York) with the immortal words: “Being buried alive makes you horny.”

 

[The Girl From Innsmouth]

419 scammers strike again. . .

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

Even Vince Russo watching this shyt like



Pulls the shotty out on the lady 0:10

"Are you serious? "

0:16- 0:21 a fight scene with no zoom in and out

Brothers turning into mechanical birds

And of course - a woman accused of being a witch.

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