For $100,000,000: Black Mamba or Siberian Tiger

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You are stuck inside of an office building and there is only one way out. It's night time and no electricity is in the building. You have no tools/weapons other than what you can find in the building.
You make it out alive and $100M is yours.

You can pick 1 of 2 options.

Option 1:
There are 5 Black Mamba snakes somewhere in the building, but they are actively targeting you because you are perceived as a threat.


Or

Option 2:
There are 2 Siberian Tigers somewhere in the building. They are NOT hunting/targeting you at all, but they are starving and have not eaten in over 10 days.

 

[Ozymandeas]

There’s no way I’m picking two hungry tigers

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Snakes. Never bet against catset.

 

[Lord Beasley]

tigers. they'd be easier to trap with blood.

 

[Rollie Forbes]

I'll choose the snakes.
I'll leave that office building with the money, some new shoes, and a matching belt.

 

[Remote]

I'll choose the snakes.

I'll break up the cardboard boxes that hold the reams of paper by the copy machines and fashion them into armor, which I will tape around my torso, legs and arms.

The same will be used for a helmet, with bubble wrap as internal cushioning and a buffer between the cardboard and my skull.
Several pairs of gloves from the janitor's closet to protect my hands.

Then I'll just run out as fast as I can.
Black Mamba snakes are deadly quick strikers but it's not like they slither on the ground very fast so outrunning them won't be a problem.

I will take $22.90 from my $100,000,000 winnings and go to this website:

https://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/product/spring-loaded-dikk-bomb/

And ship the biggest dikk glitter bomb I can find to your house, for making me go through this horrible, god awful ordeal.

 

[JP_614]

I'll choose the snakes.

I'll break up the cardboard boxes that hold the reams of paper by the copy machines and fashion them into armor, which I will tape around my torso, legs and arms.

The same will be used for a helmet, with bubble wrap as internal cushioning and a buffer between the cardboard and my skull.
Several pairs of gloves from the janitor's closet to protect my hands.

Then I'll just run out as fast as I can.
Black Mamba snakes are deadly quick strikers but it's not like they slither on the ground very fast so outrunning them won't be a problem.

I will take $22.90 from my $100,000,000 winnings and go to this website:

https://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/product/spring-loaded-dikk-bomb/

And ship the biggest dikk glitter bomb I can find to your house, for making me go through this horrible, god awful ordeal.

 

[King_Kamala61]

How big is the office?
What skillets do I have for this match up?
And does my office have a Mailroom?
Cafeteria?
Computer with free range internetwith 0 firewall so I can watch porn and jerk off so I can get the edge off?

 

[frush11]

I'll choose tigers, cats get tired very quickly

 

[Theodoresolderbreh]

Dinner with jayz

 

[Jasonmask]

Tigers. I can use the office cafeteria as bait

 

[AQz]

Snakes. If you have the mamba mentality they will accept you as one of their own

 

[Hoodoo Child]

I'll take Tony and his brother.

I've seen what Black Mamba venom do the human body. That shyt turn blood into clay doe

 

[Bleed The Freak]

Have to go against the tigers.

Issa wrap vs them snakes.

 

[Tair]

I will just trick the Siberian tiger with sound, then choke them out.

Easy money