For a Billion Dollars, Would You Kill Yourself?

[Sauce Dab]

I'll fake drown like squints in sandlot. Have the grim reaper like
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[smokeurobinson]

Yeah, i'd write the will to make sure everybody is caked up, with the exception of your bytch ass......and I would want this information divulged in front of the whole family on a loud speaker......with your announcement being dead last

Party on that you broke bytch......

I'll just kill the whole family then blow my own brains out. Nobody gets shyt.

 

[ImmaGetJoeClarkArrested]

Sounds like a excellent episode of black mirror

 

[Luck]

Jokes on whoever’s payin, I’d fake my death then come back as an evil twin on some 90s soap opera shyt

 

[Captain Crunch]

This thread isn’t that crazy if you think about it.