For the record: Black people are the best cooks.

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Also men are better cooks than women. lol Italians will be mad at me for this, I'm sorry Luigi, your food is hands down the GOAT, but black people are the best cooks.

Look Mario, I can destroy your grandmother in the kitchen. If we both had the same recipe and kitchen I'd slam dunk on her while enjoying a glass of red wine.

Cooking is like music man. There's a rhythm to it. Black people have more rhythm and passion than any group dead or alive. Everything we do has a swing to it. Everything we do reflects our thoughts and feelings.

Food is art. Art tells a story. Artists need a story to tell and my people, black people, have the best story to tell.

Ladies you're expected to cook due to gender roles. I know you don't want to. lol them struggle plates, I see that shyt. If a man is the king of his castle he controls the resources. I control the food.

The kitchen is my kingdom and it's for Gentleman Only Ladies Forbidden. I don't know any woman who can out cook me. I passed all the women in my family in like a year of seriously practicing my craft.

I can cook or prepare over 60 items. I can use a chefs knife in so many ways. My speed chop is getting real pro. I can speed chop without looking now. I'm talking finely chopped lettuce and cilantro. Cherry tomatoes too. My buddies and I have races to see who can chop the fastest.

I work in an open kitchen and when me and my gang get to showing off we draw a crowd. My skillet game is all flair.

This ain't a low key brag thread. I'm bragging. I can cook my muhfukkin ass off with my boys beside me. All we do is smash services back to back.
 

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Lemme get 2 quarter pounders with cheese breh:patrice:
 

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Check it:

Slave Masters gave our ancestors the scraps of food that they didn't want - and just to show you the creativity and swag our ancestors had, made those scraps that was unworthy of their slave owners table, into immaculate feasts that have been passed on from generation to generation. The proof is the gentrification of whites plagiarising soul food today.

We took their worst and made it far beyond their ability to make - even when they had the best cuts of meat. :wow:
 
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Cooking is about imagination and using what you have available.

African American soul food is some of the most rewarding food to smell and eat though. :blessed:I can't wait till thanksgiving!
 
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