Ford seeks patent to repossess cars remotely

[Bubba T]

(CNN) - Ford has applied for a patent for technology that lets vehicles repossess themselves.

If owners ignore warnings about missed payments, the system starts with disabling features such GPS, air conditioning, cruise control and the radio.

And it could emit irritating sounds when the driver is there.

Next, it could lock the owner out.

If the owner still doesn’t act, the vehicle may drive itself to a spot for a tow truck to pick it up - or to an impound lot, repossession agency or lending institution.
And if repossession costs more than the vehicle is worth, it could drive itself to a junkyard.

Ford seeks patent to repossess cars remotely

That last sentence sounds petty as fukk

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

abuse of technology. legislators need to be curbing all this bullshyt including turning off features on second hand vehicles without a sub

 

[ORDER_66]

Watch Tesla do this with tragic results most of their cars on board computers to begin with... this is a bad idea in general...

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Thank goodness I couldn’t buy that Mach-e

 

[Braman]

Ford seeks patent to repossess cars remotely

That last sentence sounds petty as fukk

Literally hit the Jordan laugh when I scrolled up

And if repossession costs more than the vehicle is worth, it could drive itself to a junkyard.

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

Damn @Luken can't catch a muthafukkin break


How is he supposed to eat as a repo man?

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

Good look luck driving itself back. That bih gonna be on E the first time a message pop up.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

THEY CAN'T AND WON'T. THIS IS FOR ANOTHER FEATURE.

 

[ROFL_GUY]

abuse of technology. legislators need to be curbing all this bullshyt including turning off features on second hand vehicles without a sub

pay you loan. u broke ass bytch

 

[Elim Garak]

shyt will surely break down while it's being repossessed.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

pay you loan. u broke ass bytch

you still live in a crack motel? don't worry bout me wop

 

[Lambent55]

Cheap Chinese manufactures need to put a strangle hold on the car industry already.

All these car manufacturers moving the jobs out of America anyway, so fuk em.

 

[ROFL_GUY]

you still live in a crack motel? don't worry bout me wop

you still cant pay your bills?

your xar gon drive itself away like that answering machine from the simpsons

https://y.yarn.co/71ad0377-d703-4865-a083-686e48748c29_text.gif

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

you still cant pay your bills?

your xar gon drive itself away like that answering machine from the simpsons

when they packed up your boy outside that motel they said ashes to dust, you thought y'all was about to sesh... but he just caught one in the head.

 

[ROFL_GUY]

when they packed up your boy outside that motel they said ashes to dust, you thought y'all was about to sesh... but he just caught one in the head.

pay your bills bytch