Former Lions Player Pees on Elderly Lady During Flight

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I'd argue your honor, that she's complicit enough to not only accept an entire emptied bladder, but had little to no qualms at the assumption that she was about to engage with said Penis, but under terms she didn't anticipate, as one should, when a phallus is removed and presented in such an intimately public setting. I move to dismiss with extreme prejudice all the charges laid.​
 
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ambien?? its gotta be ambien! :damn: :damn: :damn:

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I'd argue your honor, that she's complicit enough to not only accept an entire emptied bladder, but had little to no qualms at the assumption that she was about to engage with said Penis, but under terms she didn't anticipate, as one should, when a phallus is removed and presented in such an intimately public setting. I move to dismiss with extreme prejudice all the charges laid.​
its funny but its a tragedy. obviously this man did not mean to double up on his meds. if you make the best of both worlds, some would consider it a love letter or maybe some unfinished business, but she got the buffet.. i think id prefer that to the chocolate factory! now hes on trial facing a 12 play.
 

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its funny but its a tragedy. obviously this man did not mean to double up on his meds. if you make the best of both worlds, some would consider it a love letter or maybe some unfinished business, but she got the buffet.. i think id prefer that to the chocolate factory! now hes on trial facing a 12 play.

I'll remember this if I'm ever tempted/offered. I'll just stick to dropping Acid.​
 
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