Prince.Skeletor
Don’t Be Like He-Man
Masters Of The Universe????
What is this madness?! Another PRETENDER dares to call themselves Masters of the Universe? That title is mine by right, hard-earned through decades of plotting, scheming, and shouting at He-Man while surrounded by FUKKIN IMBECILESS!!!!!!!
You can't just declare yourself a Master. It takes years of failed plans, dramatic cape-flipping, and screaming into the void when the plan ALMOST works!
Let it be known across Eternia and every dimension beyond: there is only ONE true Master of the Universe, and it's mothafukkin Skeletor bytch!
Not some puffed-up bureaucrat or conference panelist with a Wi-Fi Zionist connection and a biatchass speech!
If anyone dares to challenge that, I welcome them... to the thunderous might of my discontent and also, my MothaFukkin LASER STAFF!!!!
What is this madness?! Another PRETENDER dares to call themselves Masters of the Universe? That title is mine by right, hard-earned through decades of plotting, scheming, and shouting at He-Man while surrounded by FUKKIN IMBECILESS!!!!!!!
You can't just declare yourself a Master. It takes years of failed plans, dramatic cape-flipping, and screaming into the void when the plan ALMOST works!
Let it be known across Eternia and every dimension beyond: there is only ONE true Master of the Universe, and it's mothafukkin Skeletor bytch!
Not some puffed-up bureaucrat or conference panelist with a Wi-Fi Zionist connection and a biatchass speech!
If anyone dares to challenge that, I welcome them... to the thunderous might of my discontent and also, my MothaFukkin LASER STAFF!!!!
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