freakiest shyt a female did to you?

[Lo-Co]

:Whatinthe: This thread is gross

it's only gonna get worse

 

[Texico niggo]

I tried it once(anal) and that shyt is overrated as hell.The chick I was referring to, I actually turned her down.

She had a butt plug in while I was chopping her down.When she pulled it out, I got a whiff of something brown, or green.

She just laughed and said "I'm sorry, but you just literally fukked the shyt out of me just now"

Yo i love fukkin chicks in the ass if they squirt but after the shyt I just read....










I'm cool

 

[Texico niggo]

I also had a bytch put chocolate syrup on my meat and lick my pubic hairs. I almost threw up watching her. It was sticky AF too...

I'm in tears nikka!!!!!

 

[Texico niggo]

Meaning I doubt it was her first go round.

If you're putting one of these up your

dook shoot.

I'mma think you're a pro at cleaning it up.

Other than that, she keep her lady parts/house immaculate.

I'm normally a pretty good judge of character.I always picked up she was freaky, yet clean.

Hell, she's a Virgo.Total neat freak.Which is why her being CHOCKED FULL OF shyt caught me off guard

I'm screamin!!!!!! This nikka said chocked full of shyt nooooooooooooooo

 

[J.E.T.S]

Get your meat sucked with a pineapple slice wrapped around it brehs...

Watch a bytch take a bite of a nutty fruit slice brehs.



These hoes nasty, I love it.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Brehs in this thread been out here having sex with real live demons